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Uh, never mind.
Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body.
Please, just do it quickly and quietly.
Okay, here we go.
(PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)
We gotta get out of here before they take me away.
I would die a happy man
I'm happy as a clam, my man.
Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow!
I'm a cat. I can make this.
Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me?
And second, music and life operate by very different rules.
- The count's off. - Excuse me?
G4
(GRUNTS)
Stay on the beep
- 22: This water hurts! - It's okay.
Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion.
I don't know. All the times I've been
Hello again, Terry.
Please remain standing for the Duke Ellington anthem.
full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos.
JOE: Hey!
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.
Listen to that.
(BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC)
Line!
It's the space between the physical and spiritual.
I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset.
(JOE AS MR MITTENS YOWLING)
I'll gather all the necessary provisions...
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today,
Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped...
Well, the government calls it 6:30.
(THUD)
- (GASPS) - Egads, man!
(IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.
(SCREAMING)
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Things Ain't What They Used to Be played the intro off-key!
So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?
(JOE SIGHS)
In here.
I'll be right back. Practise your scales.
Close your eyes.
Try to close your own eyes. Try to close your own eyes.
OMG you mess this up!
- A backup plan never hurts. - (JOE SIGHS)
Things Ain't What They Used to Be is a jazz song from 1942.
Sorry to interrupt, Mr Gardner.
♪ You see us stylin' from the island
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.
The suit, the cut. Just look at me.
What?
That's right, Terry did.
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(SIGHS)
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.
Maria was a rare disease specialist
PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man.
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.
Oh, yeah? Why's that?
JOE: All right.
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested.
It tastes like goat feces.
So this is all I had to do to get back to my body?
That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself.
That's just regular old living.
You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency.
That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job.
It's so good! (SCREAMS)
Don't worry, I'm okay.
I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)
22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266,
You're Banned For Playing Golf In the Hour Go Home Now
I'm not done. I'm not done. Run!
Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment.
In fact, all of school is a waste of time.
Um, excuse me, what's going on here?
You sure get lost a lot.
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital.
- (FOOTSTEPS) - (TERRY GASPS)
Doctor you have to help me this is my body you know but I'm stuck...
This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before.
I'm scared, Joe.
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?
MOONWIND: Joe? JOE: Huh?
(BEAT PICKING UP)
then get back to the (YAWNS) club.
Two, Three... I See You, Kaleb.
until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini.
what I'm trying to do with my life.
I'm gonna need you to try it on.
- (22 HISSING) - (TERRY YELPING)
Looks good from where this guy's standing.
22: Wait, not me!
But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...
CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.
JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that.
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22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time
Daddy! And that couch!
Yes, amazing.
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Fighting everyone isn't for everyone. Fighting everyone isn't for everyone.
How about a librarian? They're cool.
It's the subway. It does that to some people.
- Oh, I'm so proud of you. - ...we heard the news.
Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back.
I have my routine.
(WHISPERS) Come. Come on.
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What is this place?
You're in a cat?
Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20.
Ratatouille Podcast #6: Parlez Vous Francais
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.
Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing.
'Cause I don't know,
Uh, hey, is this heaven?
22: Aah!
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.
(IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you.
See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you.
- What? - Kiss her.
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He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.
an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
You come back here right now!