Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How come George never calls here?

Oh, daddy's sorry, honey, but daddy had amnesia.

Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Uh...Shadow puppets!

Come on, George.

Spaghetti with mushroom sauce.

And they smell pretty tasty.

Good God, man! Do you have three more husbands?

And your freckles.

I should have seen through

and dispensing justice in an evenhanded fashion,

by their first names,

Ok, are you the skinny decaf mochaccino Grande?

d--d--d--oh, Carol, you're stuttering,

Mike: Oh, there you are, Peter.

Oh, no. They're gone.

But these new contact lenses help me to look ultraglamorous.

Oh, well... Here's one.

Oh, George, you're such a card!

oh, George, pull yourself together.

and your voice sounds different, too.

does that mean...

Well, dad, I'm not going to let anybody stand in my way anymore,

I mean, does she sleep with a lot of people?

but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me sad.

Nice to meet you.

I sure hate to rain on your parade, but daddy's already here.

[Echoing] Husband, husband, husband.

These are my funky new threads.

¶ good morning, starshine ¶

When you're a man?

Can you make a hippopotamus?

Septembrie 5, 1976

Kitty carryall is missing.

He obviously needs some rest.

Oh! She's not under here.

But who said you could do that?

And even if you don't get kitty carryall back,

¶ you are my candy girl ¶

How did he know that daisies are my favorite?

Mr. Thomas, I've been collecting antiquities for decades,

I don't see Benji Ewing around here.

Marcia, did you hear?

you plug into your TV set that gives you 50 channels?

and pull them in the back

Well...I have my car, marcia.

"Menage a trois."

would be the perfect surprise.

It would be my pleasure

What auction? Christie's? Sotheby's?

Date somebody else?

You did the right thing, honey,

I know, but now that I have my mommy,

who might understand me.

¶ sha na na na na ¶

You will? That's great.

Cindy: Good job, marcia!

there's no time to dillydally.

[Everyone laughs]

Look over there, coming up the ladder.

I don't want 2 dead husbands.

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

Especially one...

I guess I'll be going to my room now.

compared to what Roy's accustomed to, but--

Alice, this is Roy, Mrs. Brady's first husband.

I got killers, I got gangbangers,

so I can get up early and hang out with Mr. Martin.

Sure. Just sign right here

Ooh! Sidesaddle or bareback?

Why do I have to work in dad's architecture firm this summer?

And it's worth a fortune!

everything's so confusing.

Well, isn't that something?

I'd like to speak to a live guy,

Carol: Jan, why aren't you eating?

Alice: I tried to wake him up, and he told me to stuff it.

¶ keep it to yourself... ¶

Look, mister, in order to track this guy down,

the last couple of days.

¶ the youngest one in curls ¶

Carol. I've never been so happy to see anybody in my life.

I'm kind of busy here, sir, as you can see. Thank you.

Knock yourself out.

Now, what's on your mind?

P.A.: Will the very beautiful jan Brady...

What's going on?

Any safety infractions today?

No, but now that you mention it,

Oh, Mike. What a wonderful anniversary present.

Dick, Let us do something, Please. Gills.

¶ don't fight the tide, come along for the ride ¶

[Relieved] Oh. Oh. Sherwood Avenue.

Bobby: Oh, yeah.

Let's get started!

by a succession of earthquakes

I can wait to have the attic

Hey, dad. Look what Mr. Martin gave me.

I'm so glad I found her.

which began thousands of years ago.