Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Wear your retainer, and your teeth will get straight.

What's his name, jan?

¶ it just might snow ¶

Come here, I got you now.

So...I'm going on a date, too,

Septembrie 29, 1976

I guess there's only one way to settle this.

I'll go get us something to drink.

¶ it's not just the seasons, you know ¶

and I would be, too,

You see, Peter, everything is miniaturized:

You weren't talking about my anniversary gift, were you?

¶ when it's time to change, you've got to rearrange ¶

¶ Good time music ¶

I'll take care of my part.

I'll never see my boy gilligan again.

I must have it. Go get it.

I certainly am.

Marcia-- Greg, I--

It's safer this way.

Now, go brush your teeth and get ready for breakfast.

There's something I'd like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.

This is all my fault.

Well, I know it seems complicated, but it won't be long

Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Is she promiscuous?

The way I love you?

Hey, Mr. Martin.

Jan, where are you going?

Bobby: Yeah. He's really groovy.

New outfit, Greg?

Then she'll have to believe me.

¶ that this group must somehow form a family ¶

Wow! Aw, that's nice.

Would you please page the very beautiful jan Brady

Marcia: That's a typical male chauvinist remark!

He's very continental.

as the glue that holds that family together.

He promised to slip me a special steak.

how filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich I'm going to be.

All right. Thanks, jan. Thanks, Peter.

¶ good time music ¶

Oh, I don't have my license yet,

¶ create a lot of love and good vibes for humanity ¶

so thanks to you,

You don't have to say a word.

I mean, a hunk of meatloaf cooking.

Instantly, I regret seeing your parents.

That's funny. I've never heard of a George glass at our school.

That time we did the Charleston was the absolute tops.

I'll tell you later.

Septembrie 8, 1976

how in the world do I get a boyfriend?

Septembrie 4, 1976

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Now that Roy's shown up,

Mike: That's why we need to find her

There's only one place for this horse:

¶ here's the story of a man named Brady ¶

Everybody grows up at different times.

as soon as possible.

And that towel hanging from your braces.

who became head cheerleader instead of you,

even if I have to lie, cheat, steal, and kill.

Septembrie 27, 1976

What a coincidence, because I want to ask you something, too.

then that gift should give the givee regrets.

It's his old detective kit. Neato, huh?

Which you obviously don't.

I would have seen something suspicious.

Father: George Gunther glass, get over here. We're going to be late.

Meatloaf sandwiches in the kitchen for everybody.

Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.

Jan: How do you know?

especially one who's part of the family.

I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

How may I help you?

Hey, it must be a performance-art kind of thing.

the heck out of me.

will see how popular I am!

Cindy: Would this help?

Hey, everyone, thindy's lost her lithp.

Greg, marcia, there's something fishy going on.

You see, my dad wants me to become an architect,

Wherever that doll is, we're going to find her.

Carol, I need that horse.

Greg: Hey, dad. Boy, did we have a far-out time!

one possibly dead husband

as soon as I came out of the coma

Mike, I think he means prison.

¶ good time music ¶

Septembrie 26, 1976

Oh, thanks, daddy!

quite so wonderful as this horse.

Lie, cheat, steal, or kill.

I sure hope we find kitty carryall in here.

It's really sweet of you to say that.

[Marcia thinking] This is all jan's fault.

Just give me the keys.

[All talking at once]

Here we go, come on.

Now, let me get this straight.

Mike: Oh, that's great, honey.

That's a great idea!

Jan: Oh, no! What are we going to do?

And what sort of person would have it.

It only takes 30 minutes to wash or dry a load of laundry.

Look, Greg, I'm not any happier about this than you are,

but she said she wanted to be gay.

Have you seen my mother?

[Excited conversation]

Evelyn! Oh, no.

Well, I'm sure kitty carryall didn't want to leave.

I think we may have found Roy's jeep.

sure, javascript

Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

I couldn't expect a woman as beautiful as Carol

He came in the last week of school.

Look. Clark Tyson even wrote me a message with French in it.

Send Cindy to a special school.

Welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian village.

why don't they shut up?

about our liberal policies for gay people.

Peter: Dad, are you ok?

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding, jan.

Well, what I'm saying is,

Mister, you've deceived my family,

Lucky for me, that man ran out of cash.