Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

quite so wonderful as this horse.

How may I help you?

Then she'll have to believe me.

That's a great idea!

And what sort of person would have it.

¶ that this group must somehow form a family ¶

Mike: Oh, that's great, honey.

¶ here's the story of a man named Brady ¶

It's his old detective kit. Neato, huh?

¶ create a lot of love and good vibes for humanity ¶

The way I love you?

Jan: Oh, no! What are we going to do?

Everybody grows up at different times.

You see, Peter, everything is miniaturized:

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Wow! Aw, that's nice.

Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.

You see, my dad wants me to become an architect,

as the glue that holds that family together.

I certainly am.

sure, javascript

Oh, thanks, daddy!

why don't they shut up?

[Marcia thinking] This is all jan's fault.

about our liberal policies for gay people.

Greg, marcia, there's something fishy going on.

Carol, I need that horse.

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding, jan.

He's very continental.

the heck out of me.

as soon as possible.

He promised to slip me a special steak.

There's something I'd like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.

¶ good time music ¶

I guess there's only one way to settle this.

I couldn't expect a woman as beautiful as Carol

"Wear your retainer, and your teeth will get straight.

Mike, I think he means prison.

Which you obviously don't.

Look. Clark Tyson even wrote me a message with French in it.

Hey, everyone, thindy's lost her lithp.

then that gift should give the givee regrets.

[Excited conversation]

even if I have to lie, cheat, steal, and kill.

so thanks to you,

Marcia-- Greg, I--

one possibly dead husband

Well, I know it seems complicated, but it won't be long

but she said she wanted to be gay.

Septembrie 29, 1976

Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

Now, let me get this straight.

Marcia: That's a typical male chauvinist remark!

Jan, where are you going?

What a coincidence, because I want to ask you something, too.

Mister, you've deceived my family,

That's funny. I've never heard of a George glass at our school.

¶ it's not just the seasons, you know ¶

Have you seen my mother?

Father: George Gunther glass, get over here. We're going to be late.

Meatloaf sandwiches in the kitchen for everybody.

This is all my fault.

It's really sweet of you to say that.

Instantly, I regret seeing your parents.

Would you please page the very beautiful jan Brady

Bobby: Yeah. He's really groovy.

He came in the last week of school.

Hey, it must be a performance-art kind of thing.

Welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian village.

Lucky for me, that man ran out of cash.

Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

who became head cheerleader instead of you,

Evelyn! Oh, no.

What's his name, jan?

Septembrie 27, 1976

It's safer this way.

That time we did the Charleston was the absolute tops.

¶ when it's time to change, you've got to rearrange ¶

It only takes 30 minutes to wash or dry a load of laundry.

Hey, Mr. Martin.

especially one who's part of the family.

Look, Greg, I'm not any happier about this than you are,

¶ Good time music ¶

And that towel hanging from your braces.

Greg: Hey, dad. Boy, did we have a far-out time!

Now, go brush your teeth and get ready for breakfast.

I think we may have found Roy's jeep.

Cindy: Would this help?

how in the world do I get a boyfriend?

¶ good time music ¶

Well, what I'm saying is,

Lie, cheat, steal, or kill.

Just give me the keys.

I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

I'll go get us something to drink.

Oh, I don't have my license yet,

Now that Roy's shown up,

Septembrie 4, 1976

Septembrie 8, 1976

I sure hope we find kitty carryall in here.

Here we go, come on.

Well, I'm sure kitty carryall didn't want to leave.

and I would be, too,

Send Cindy to a special school.

You don't have to say a word.

Jan: How do you know?

I mean, a hunk of meatloaf cooking.

Wherever that doll is, we're going to find her.

There's only one place for this horse:

Come here, I got you now.

Is she promiscuous?

I'll never see my boy gilligan again.

Septembrie 26, 1976

as soon as I came out of the coma

¶ it just might snow ¶

I'll take care of my part.

New outfit, Greg?

I would have seen something suspicious.

So...I'm going on a date, too,

Peter: Dad, are you ok?

Mike: That's why we need to find her

will see how popular I am!

All right. Thanks, jan. Thanks, Peter.

You weren't talking about my anniversary gift, were you?

how filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich I'm going to be.

[All talking at once]

I must have it. Go get it.

I'll tell you later.