Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Chuckles] That's cute, very cute.

Hey, who are you calling skinny?

Septembrie 30, 1976 (MCMLXXVI)

I sure hope so, Alice.

Septembrie 21, 1976

Including the largest collection of seventies memorabilia I have ever seen. They’re heavy into kitsch.

¶ then it's time to change ¶

"Most popular girl at summer camp."

just because she's a girl.

We'll have to cancel the wedding,

[Doll thinking] I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie.

Not now, Cindy.

It'll take about 3 weeks.

These are my funky new threads

Parents must have done some serious drugs in the seventies, man.

Greg: See you later, Alice!

Well, no. We don't really need one.

Leave no stone unturned nor Mountain unclimbed.

In fact, you may have read

So, we're all set for the party on Saturday.

Well like i always say… Caveat Emptor…

A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me $20 million

I thought you might like them.

He killed the fricken babysitter

You see, there's this chick I'm really hung up on,

When I told her how much this horse meant to me--to us--

and one dead impostor.

she said she wanted me--us--to have it.

Septembrie 11, 1976

But what if kitty carryall loved somebody else?

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

He can't date her!

[Crowd murmuring]

I can go out with anyone I want to.

what your plans are now that you're alive.

Don't worry. I didn't let my parents see you.

Thank you, Cindy.

He just called me.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate these.

Never letting go of it.

Sergio is here for you.

It's a ferragamo, just like mom's.

and give your mother a little breathing room here, ok?

Alice: I heard the bell. Do we have company?

I would have been onto Mr. Martin sooner.

You remember my boss Mr. Phillips.

Cindy, sometimes growing up

She's over there,

Scissors. Scissors.

I don't think that daddy is up to talking to you

And your teeth.

Wow! Out of sight!

or whatever your name is.

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Sorry to bother you.

But, Peter, this is your first day at the office.

something we could all enjoy.

Time to see the master at work.

Cindy, when are you going to learn

but she's not exactly the kind of girl I should be dating.

with those hospital blueprints, Mr. Phillips.

to decide who gets the attic.

and I'm afraid he may not have been entirely honest with us.

and it turned out lousy.

I'm Trevor Thomas.

Would you like me to tell you what being a good guest means?

I'm just a big baby.

I'd just like to have a little quiet time here all on my own.

Look, here's 20 bucks.

Well, we're a family,

I'm glad you're my only daddy, daddy.

Getting that horse back today said it all.

Ok. Thanks, mommy.

so if you don't mind giving me the $20 million...

What do you mean, take it off?

How's your summer going?

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

You think anyone would notice if we mix him in with the foundation?

Luther ingram: ¶ if loving you is wrong ¶

And I found a groovy anniversary present for mom:

Hmm. Well, good night, Alice.

Septembrie 28, 1976

Uh, right here in my dad's den.

I have to warn you, or something terrible could happen,

that can split us apart.

I'm sure you'll find a new Dolly you'll love just as much.

bet each other a month's chores

Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist

Ah... Ah... Ah...

and be a happening kind of guy. Isn't that neato?

Everything's groovy.

[Greg continues laughing]

Septembrie 12, 1976

is learning to let go of the things you love.

Cut down the stupid tree if you can't afford your medication after going to Mario Luigi and the Donkey Kong

The police will track you down.

Can I help you?

Ok, dad. Thanks for the neat stuff, Mr. Martin.

You're telling me there's some kind of wire

but when you use language like that in front of my kids,

But what if I'm not good enough?

Gee. What the hell was that?

Good God, woman! You have 3 more husbands?

Nothing says loving

I don't need a gun to take care of you.