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Scissors. Scissors.

Well like i always say… Caveat Emptor…

Parents must have done some serious drugs in the seventies, man.

Septembrie 30, 1976 (MCMLXXVI)

Cindy, when are you going to learn

Nothing says loving

with those hospital blueprints, Mr. Phillips.

[Chuckles] That's cute, very cute.

and it turned out lousy.

You're telling me there's some kind of wire

Septembrie 21, 1976

Not now, Cindy.

He killed the fricken babysitter

How's your summer going?

I have to warn you, or something terrible could happen,

Cindy, sometimes growing up

The police will track you down.

Wow! Out of sight!

that can split us apart.

She's over there,

Luther ingram: ¶ if loving you is wrong ¶

Ok, dad. Thanks for the neat stuff, Mr. Martin.

to decide who gets the attic.

Septembrie 12, 1976

But what if I'm not good enough?

"Most popular girl at summer camp."

Septembrie 11, 1976

Ok. Thanks, mommy.

Gee. What the hell was that?

[Crowd murmuring]

Well, no. We don't really need one.

Including the largest collection of seventies memorabilia I have ever seen. They’re heavy into kitsch.

Look, here's 20 bucks.

I'm sure you'll find a new Dolly you'll love just as much.

These are my funky new threads

When I told her how much this horse meant to me--to us--

You remember my boss Mr. Phillips.

I'm just a big baby.

I sure hope so, Alice.

What do you mean, take it off?

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

Septembrie 28, 1976

You see, there's this chick I'm really hung up on,

So, we're all set for the party on Saturday.

Never letting go of it.

I'm Trevor Thomas.

I'd just like to have a little quiet time here all on my own.

Cut down the stupid tree if you can't afford your medication after going to Mario Luigi and the Donkey Kong

[Doll thinking] I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie.

something we could all enjoy.

You think anyone would notice if we mix him in with the foundation?

Sorry to bother you.

But what if kitty carryall loved somebody else?

[Greg continues laughing]

I'm glad you're my only daddy, daddy.

and I'm afraid he may not have been entirely honest with us.

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

Uh, right here in my dad's den.

In fact, you may have read

Sergio is here for you.

but she's not exactly the kind of girl I should be dating.

Alice: I heard the bell. Do we have company?

And your teeth.

I can go out with anyone I want to.

and one dead impostor.

I don't think that daddy is up to talking to you

is learning to let go of the things you love.

Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist

And I found a groovy anniversary present for mom:

Well, we're a family,

what your plans are now that you're alive.

Don't worry. I didn't let my parents see you.

Greg: See you later, Alice!

It's a ferragamo, just like mom's.

Time to see the master at work.

We'll have to cancel the wedding,

but when you use language like that in front of my kids,

bet each other a month's chores

Good God, woman! You have 3 more husbands?

and give your mother a little breathing room here, ok?

I don't need a gun to take care of you.

A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me $20 million

so if you don't mind giving me the $20 million...

or whatever your name is.

I would have been onto Mr. Martin sooner.

Leave no stone unturned nor Mountain unclimbed.

Can I help you?

Would you like me to tell you what being a good guest means?

He can't date her!

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Hmm. Well, good night, Alice.

Getting that horse back today said it all.

I thought you might like them.

¶ then it's time to change ¶

Thank you, Cindy.

Hey, who are you calling skinny?

she said she wanted me--us--to have it.

Ah... Ah... Ah...

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate these.

Everything's groovy.

He just called me.

It'll take about 3 weeks.

and be a happening kind of guy. Isn't that neato?

But, Peter, this is your first day at the office.

just because she's a girl.