Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Brent. Hey, Jason.

I need to talk to you about something,

Officer, I need you to check on someone for me.

There's nothing wrong with raising money

Careful, Mike. He's got a gun.

that I almost lost the one thing I love the most:

his appetite will come back.

Children: All right!

Jan: That's not it, mom.

You're carrying this out

at my meatloaf the other night.

Mike: Kids, why don't you have a seat on the couch

[Theme from i dream of Jeannie playing]

¶ that's the way we all became the Brady bunch ¶

Mike's my husband...

Hold that thought.

Ok. Let me clarify things. You're a loser,

Don't you like my meatloaf?

but I promised them the horse,

Ok, everybody, time to throw the bouquet.

How about my girlish figure?

I'm sure he'll be calling very soon.

[gasps] All: Ooh.

Septembrie 23, 1976

Oh, I couldn't!

Well, uh, sweetheart,

This is all David’s fault…

¶ till the one day when the lady met this fellow ¶

but I want to be an adventurer like you.

No matter what happens,

but I was so busy trying to be a good Brady

Sorry to wake you up, but...

And he's kidnapped mom and taken her to Hawaii.

sign your yearbook. Oh!

Caveat emptor, Roy,

this doll doesn't seem so important after all.

Enough! The very idea of it--

Peter: Alice, watch out. Mr. Martin has a gun.

And who are you?

Is there anything you'd like me to find for you, Alice?

Auntie em! Auntie em!

I thought you were--

They're heavy into kitsch.

George seems really far-out.

Mrs. Whitman is in the middle of a baby shower.

Um...It's none of my business,

I haven't brought back 30 pounds of horse

Peter, drumsticks are not toys.

if I were back with marcia... And jan...And Cindy.

These ruins got to be close.

Just the ones you had in your room.

I ate the spaghetti too and I feel just fine.

and I think we need to make some changes around here.

Hey, Mr. Martin.

My pleasure, Mr. Brady.

Well, you better hurry up, Peter. We're going to be late.

¶ and they knew that it was much more than a hunch ¶

and no one will get to see my new barrette.

[The monkees' last train to clarksville playing]

"Jan--2, 4, 6, 8.

Get yourselves to the gap, fast.

All right, gang, it looks like

Well, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to get up

I got to go. I'm about to be paged.

I'm looking for Carol Brady.

Just a circle of fire, you know, some cloaks, and a creepy doll with twigs for eyes, right?

Really? That I'd like to see.

And Greg's a really great driver.

Here! Right here, sweetie.

and took his place on the basketball team.

Or, really, I guess it would be

Stick his head in the toilet and flush it.

I don't think Roy is really Roy.

Johnny, could you keep an eye on Peter for me?

shag carpeting, and formica.

Oh, you're so romantic.

My former band group members got into a new school, Tina.

"Most popular girl at westdale high."

Mrs. Brady, aim for me.

Mike, where's that boy of yours?

I think you all have some explaining to do.

but if you let me tell you the truth, I could save us both.

[Lisping] Cindy.

[Chuckles] $50?

Septembrie 18, 1976

He turned out to be not such a nice guy after all.

Septembrie 2, 1976

if you're not Roy Martin,

I came, I saw, I conquered.

there's the Mountain. This must be the spot.

Kids are like little people, only younger.

That's right, Alice.

Oh, good. They're here.

George is in New York on vacation.

the boat you were traveling on when you found the horse,

They bought everything!

Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

How many times have I told you not to fight with your sister?

He must think we're having Turkey for lunch.

Together: Honey, are you all right?

Well, except for your eyesight...

Roy, this horse is very important to you, isn't it?

[Cindy thinking] If I wasn't so busy looking for my doll,

My name is Roy Martin.

Being top dog is what it's all about.

[Deep, sultry voice] Yes, Greg?

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶