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I thought you might as well be comfortable.
...that I'm doing the best I can to deal with everything.
No can do. Gotta dry. If I smudge, people will know it's fake.
What?
Fuck.
I wanted to share something with you.
Jeez.
I know the God part. What's the rest?
I got your note.
Honestly, I was hammered.
You blew all that money on this crap?
Esteban.
I'm still going to brand you, of course, but sure.
...is that you've been light these last couple months.
No, no, no, don't give me that look.
Great and careful work, Nance.
Isn't that weird?
Not from you. No more. I'm not gonna take it.
Raylene Reynolds.
Make sure you get it even.
...in which case, go beard.
A note?
Repeat after me.
-A note? -Leave him a note.
Because you're the only one I could trust not to get turned on.
Please step away from the car.
Lesson number one.
Should have known. You always seem to get what you want.
God. Shit.