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I got your note.
Honestly, I was hammered.
A note?
Make sure you get it even.
What?
Isn't that weird?
Should have known. You always seem to get what you want.
I wanted to share something with you.
I know the God part. What's the rest?
You blew all that money on this crap?
...is that you've been light these last couple months.
Fuck.
Raylene Reynolds.
Not from you. No more. I'm not gonna take it.
...in which case, go beard.
I thought you might as well be comfortable.
Great and careful work, Nance.
Lesson number one.
Esteban.
No, no, no, don't give me that look.
I'm still going to brand you, of course, but sure.
God. Shit.
...that I'm doing the best I can to deal with everything.
Please step away from the car.
Repeat after me.
No can do. Gotta dry. If I smudge, people will know it's fake.
Because you're the only one I could trust not to get turned on.
-A note? -Leave him a note.
Jeez.
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