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Doug. Doug. Thank God you're still here.
Maybe that's asking too much.
Can we ditch school?
Yeah, new name.
Right.
Tell me, what is that strange sound you're making?
-What? -I'm working on my tan.
Was I an accident?
Oh, shit.
Yes! Power pellet.
What? Why?
I need the deep, dark, savage tan.
You know what else is big? My Johnson. And you can suck it.
-What? How? -It doesn't matter.
When he dies and you're once, twice, three times a widow...
Just to keep my old self alive, being a modern woman and all.
Was. Look. Look around you.
You always hear "Bogie and Bacall."
What would George Hamilton do now, you asshole?
...is going to kill Nancy Botwin.
That's not how it's done in Mexico? You don't have sound effects?
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