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I love medicine. I watch all those shows.
No... yeah, obviously.
Hey, uh, did you see that documentary "Fed Up"?
Can we please not talk about this here?
Uh, streams! Well, that's a cousin of rivers.
Couldn't get my deposit back. See you tomorrow.
I just don't get it.
let me... let me just go ahead and help ya.
Can we get a doctor? Where's that nurse?
Caffeine mixed with cold medication
I can cancel the horse-drawn carriage.
Just... just gonna slide it in.
Only to doctors.
they'd be selling abortions from vending machines.
What in the name of God is "Lego Batman"?
I guess Jonah's right, and I'm something else.
He's not her boyfriend. He's my boyfriend.
I'm the one who's been dating Jeff.
What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her?
I haven't been dating anyone.
Hey, Sandra. How's it going?
Garrett-Dina babies are you gonna have?
me whenever kashish calls me a sexist
I've never seen "Jurassic Park."
Okay, can you please stop trying to set me up
Remember when we left her at Dave & Buster's on her birthday?
So neither one of you thought it was worth mentioning
commit to elaborate lies for weeks...
And I support that decision, because it's your choice.
Well, at least it's n...
What in the name of God is "Lego Batman"?
because you had a little secret of your own.
No, but that's what I'm doing. I'm a grownup.
a hospital in Haiti. Well, bravo, it didn't work.
Hey, sweetie!
but then lied and told everyone they were still dating?
Yeah, 'cause that's usually why people with low self-esteem
At first it was a misunderstanding,
Nobody really knows anything.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
Well, in this particular situation,
No, I'm gay.
'cause they just want the truth to come out.
Why is that a surprise?
- She's pregnant? - Yes!
Yeah, totally.