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I'm totally nice.

Kim's great, man.

Oh, of course not.

It feels like a dream or something.

Attention female Trump voters:

Oh, my God. Congratulations!

No. It must just be from a Halloween costume. Oh.

I'll wake up and just lay here

Yeah, here you go.

Who the fuck is "Hot as Balls"?

We've got so much stuff to go through. Please stop...

where guys like to masturbate to hockey fights?

You want to lean back a little bit.

Best-sex-that-you've- ever-had guy is in jail.

I will enter you!

I really want her to take a look at you. Will you do that?

Yes, I hook up with other guys.

What are you doing, man? You had two Cokes.

We've never... We haven't even laid down yet.

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so I feel comfortable with you.

Is that all right? This doesn't need to be in the article.

This has to be the corniest, muscled white dude

What do you mean?

You wouldn't understand because you weren't there.

Chris Paul. CP3.

Tom's the father.

I need to go up there, to the men upstairs.

She's supposedly amazing.

Okay. Keeping it cazh.

You got the Miami Heat. You got the White Sox.

You could turn on the TV any given Sunday.

Nice. Very good.

I knew Amy Fucked Donald

I thought I got a lot of height.

It like, when I lost the Championship in 2011,

Those are guys from work.

Do you want me to go home?

I know! Sometimes I have the whole box.

I really wanted to impress you.

You can't find me? I'll be the closest one on Grinder.

No. Would you do that?

Everyone knows?

All right. That's nice.

So, yeah, can we...

And that only lasted 5 weeks.

Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's been a while.

No, not that she would, but...

No athlete wants to go under the knife,

I think that the baby did feel it.

I care for him, I fear for him.

I'm sorry, I don't.

He had made signs with my name on them.

Yeah, it was great. I was a little nervous about it.

"Am I gonna just follow the river

From pandemics, to war-torn regions,

I'm not breathing weird.

Mother, Dad needs you.

No, this is so worth it.

Don't hurt him.

We'll make Mama Said Knock You Out

Yes! Yes, we have to.

That's different, because it's in a frame.

Now, I know that relationships can be terrifying,

You'll be really ripping it up.

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my safeword is "PINEAPPLE"

"Condoms ribbed for his pleasure"?

Whoa! Yeah, I work with him.

I just don't have the time right now.

I can see that.

Listen, I'll tell you one thing.

You ready to go?

Oh, my God, because you were blackout drunk?

The baby's room is pink.

All right, I get it.

but there's an "I" in "win."

Not really. It's fine.

I really like you.

But also, guess what? Willy Wonka, bring it on.

That's our new intern, Donald.

I want that. I want that hatred.

This is where most of our athletes come

Norman, Babe Ruth was awful. Stop it!

Okay, okay. Amy, your turn.

It makes me feel unsafe or something.

Don't say that. That's disgust...

No, he never fucked Mr. Hecht.

That got off the table quick.

Let me see. Yeah.

to The Real Housewives of Hell.

Who's this Moondoggie?

How can you negate facts?

This is so fucking stupid.

There's no sex appeal. He's a bore.

She helps a lot of his patients with pain management.

It's always either, like, sitting up, or against a wall, or something.

Look at these teeth.

Do we need a... Right, tables.

No, I'm saying...

Okay, no problem.

I know a place that's around here.

where Knicks fans are holding their breath

Good to see you, Arnold.

And I would get, like, a sick haircut.

I like when you're taking control of your dogs.

Yeah. Hey, congratulations, man.

Don't try and spin this as a way

Oh, yeah? Mmm-hmm.

just because I got a little money.

Why do you always wanna know this stuff, man?

Especially my dad's house isn't selling

You know, he wouldn't, but...

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When I started reading...

We went verbal!

No, he's too nice. He's not too nice.

That's our son, Realm. We adopted him about 6 months ago.

You don't have to pay for Dad's nursing home anymore.

You show up to these places, you put me in a situation.

I'm SICK of your ginger nonsense!

So the red signal comes on

I'm never playing basketball again.

Amare Stoudemire is back in action for the Knicks.

Her name was Jennifer Jennifer.

Something always happens.

So why don't you pick up the speed a little bit?

I don't feel like that applies to me.

Blam! That's me right here.

Let him do what he wants.

how you can, um, fix your posture and your gait.

No, no, no. Amy, you're fired.

There were two girls kissing in this episode.

Oh, my God. He's dying to fuck me. Mmm-hmm.

No! I know. It's not my joke.

I'll tell you another thing that's great about this job,

I love a fully made up, long hair,

Okay fool. You know what?

Do you guys follow tennis?

Amy, I really, really needed you out there.

This isn't working for you anymore.

LeBron, don't be a cock-blocker.

Stopped at a Starbucks,

Well, back off! She's totally married as fuck!

It's obvious. Aaron, choking

I won't regret what?

Just be nice to him.

Uh... Tom Brady.

Don't you want me to be happy? I mean...

Okay, get ready. Black friend.

You're going to lose us the right to vote!

So you barely drank? Barely.

What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

Oh, man! Look at this.

I was putting your phone on silent for the movie,

he's also changing the world. And he's helping everybody.

It's the Knicks and the Nets, coming up next.

Why Billy Joel? Why Uptown Girl?

And then, when you get married,

That's good. That's good.

My love, I can't have one of my employees

Like the sex is good. It's really good.

So, just walk normal for a second.

Okay, this so great, but...