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and he does a lot with Doctors Without Borders.

That was great.

to keep something out of the article,

Well, but... Our journey's over.

Hey, you know what? Let's, um...

Just give me a couple details. No.

And there he is. Look at him standing there,

What? He needs his wallet.

It's more accurate.

Anyway, we're here today to talk about our esteemed recipient.

and we wound up winning the Championship, twice.

What's your story? Are you a Division One athlete or something?

How you feeling about Amare's surgery tomorrow?

When you're looking at clouds,

And then she drank a lot, but she barely got...

Why do I have to pick up the check?

I did not apologize.

You know what? F**k you! You wanna take it outside? Fine then!

But it doesn't matter!

Just say "Fuck you" Yeah?

He's a doctor. He knows something.

Yeah, yeah. She's got little bowls of condoms

"Still drunk with dried cheese under my fingernails

Amy, come on, you said he's the kind of kid

Why do you have my cell phone?

Okay. We good? You good?

Yeah, it's like a strong wind.

Just one coffee, for me. Um...

I think they're kind of weird and it's just strange.

I do know that, and I'm very, very interested.

in this assisted living place,

You taste like mango.

I don't think that's true.

Oh, this is our house.

Oh, yes! She said yes! Okay?

and the power just shuts off.

but they still look amazing.

My boss said you were too boring.

Oh, man. Oh, God!

No, you don't. You should be asleep!

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Say "Congratulations."

Show me pictures of your black friends Show me pictures of your black friends

I'm Kim. So nice to meet you.

So it said just kind of bear down.

What the fuck, man?

Thank you. You can go now.

No. I got the metaphor.

and we should start dating.

So you had breakfast, lunch and a snack?

For fuck's sake!

You were really, really good.

I will make sure no one ever hurts your pooch again.

Stop smiling! I'm not smiling.

Can you just keep a low profile for like 2 weeks, here?

and I was just thinking, maybe...

it doesn't touch that third rail.

She had the best tits.

Just go be with that kind of girl.

to not go down on me as much.

He was like a Puerto Rican Gollum.

Of course, I want you to go down on me that much.

Yeah. I'm going to visit my dad.

Hey! Last call for alcohol!

18 years, man. 18 years.

Yeah, I know. Your opposition is perfection.

Everybody wants to fight the big guy. Yeah, you are.

Shit! That's your dick? Uh-huh!

No penetration without representation.

Hey, hey, hey. You don't gotta rush off.

What do you want me to say?

It's Adderall. I have ADHD,

He has night terrors.

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and that's what you like?

Hey, it's a luncheon.

But she didn't get drunk at all.

Yeah, it's happening. Okay.

Why not this time that I really care?

But I'm just like...

It's satirical.

Thanks, Amy. That means the world.

What does white/black got to do with it?

it's making me uncomfortable.

A real doctor tries to cure diseases.

That's good. Yeah.

A little Texan with huge hair and big tits.

Yeah, when I walk. Anytime I walk.

You look like an angel.

Fuck, Amy! Do I have to worry about you with other guys?

"And maybe every drunken night,

Too big! Your dick doesn't end.

It's not. It's the worst thing in the world.

You don't wanna have a baby mama.

you had quite a night.

I was sitting... Oh, here they are.

Lot of lessons, really quick.

They're picking me up.

Thank you for coming the other day. That was really nice.

There's every snack you've ever loved.

Hey, no problem.

Cool, that's really nice.

She looks like an idiot.

It was like a Norman Rockwell painting.

Come on. I wasn't a bad father.

and welcome to sold-out Madison Square Garden

That was just so disrespectful, Amy.

Pizza has gluten in it.

And I told him about this immune suppressant...

Can you just talk about sex stuff?

Yeah, you know, I'm pretty happy right now, so...

I'm sorry about that. That's so inappropriate.

Thank you guys very much. It's very nice of you.

I'm not talking about it.

I really want to thank the actual heroes from Doctors Without Borders.

Hey, Dianna, we just, um...

Endless black friends.

Cool. It's like... You look like Bruce Willis.

Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.

I am fine. I am in control.

And that's kind of the best.

but that stuff runs through you.

Isn't she like a Victoria's Secret model?

Dad, let him do it.

I don't drink. I got hammered.

Yeah, I'm good.

Have you just been watching TV and smoking pot all day?

There's three other ladies on that show.

You want a stewardess doll?

How's it going, sweetheart?

She's gonna want to start a jumpsuit line,

And when I tried to help him, he called me a witch.

You got your doll there.

Yeah, see, I really like you.

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Hey! Looking sharp.

Oh. He's Keyser Sauze.