Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Sorry if I'm excited more about my grandkid than some step-grandkid.

Yeah, that'd be great.

You're getting a lot of info from me. No!

Endless black friends..

Make your finger a hook.

I'm a supporter of the New York Metropolitans.

You're getting her a big house, a big mansion.

I'll talk to you later.

Get out of here!

would you most wanna have sex with?

You're funny. Congratulations.

When you're writing an article,

Yeah, she thought I was a psycho.

Yeah, that's good.

will the baby feel it?

I really like these ones.

Billy Joel. Uptown Girl.

Why did you carry your award out here?

I'm here for you, okay?

Why are you even here? You didn't even like him.

Or, like, can you leave?

I wanna try, too.

When he pulls the D out

I got a picture of somebody's dick.

Urban Outfitter, help me out.

I just love her.

Sometimes, the right person happens to be sitting right in front of you.

Oh, my God. Come here, come here.

Stop. That's not right. Don't do this to me.

What, this year?

Kimberly! Stop it! Stop it! Girl!

All right, good night.

Okay, take care. Nice meeting you.

- Wow. - Like really...

Everyone has a boner for young people on the Internet, okay?

I had a black boyfriend once.

Soccer? Football.

What's she saying? What did she say?

and just got it out of there.

Hey, how you doing?

Have a drink with me.

What hospital is he at?

What's up, brother? Yes, I'm loving it.

and I was walking over here,

if he wants to get out of his chair.

who graduated from places better than whatever state school

I got brand new Air Jordans. He wanted them.

Rastaman! Digging it with the rolling bag. Mixed messages.

Okay. What do we have here?

I think you butt-dialed me.

What are you studying in school?

Then we should have him come over.

No, no. I know. Hey.

I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep.

We fell hard for each other.

Amy, seriously, my turn.

Which is weird. It's weird. I got free texting.

Kim, are you serious?

Are you sure you're okay?

and that you drink a lot,

I shouldn't be telling you this,

Hey, look at this.

then, obviously, it's just not meant to be.

This is gonna go great. This is the bad boy we're gonna split open.

- That was funny. - It was a joke.

and I'm so excited to see if they figure it out or not.

What's your technique?

"There she goes again."

when we see each other tomorrow.

And "Are you Gay or is She Just Boring?"

Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,

You love your doll. Yeah.

Everybody's left a dog in a hot car

I'm gonna head out.

you blew your way through.

Uh, I have never been interviewed

I worked on my game twice as hard,

No! Just have sex with me and say some dirty shit.

It's a game where you can build a whole virtual world,

I think it's Mama's turn.

Can I take a look at it, please?

Why would that be? Yes, okay.

I can do opposition, I can do sexy.

Can you show me pictures of your black friends on your phone?

There's Brody. There's a guy listed as "Hot as Balls."

I was a doctor in my country.

Why would he call? You guys just had sex.

This is not the knee.

You were just asleep.

Do you like me? Yeah.

Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.

We put him in an assisted living facility.

Come back over here. I love you on Glee.

I was dared to do that.

And I'd do it again.

Child's play. The Jazz. Utah Jazz.

Just do one or the other.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Too sexual? Yeah.

You know what? We're...

There's flowers on it. It's shiny, kind of...

I'm pretty sure Billy Joel hates that song.

You wanna lick them?

He's the perfect amount of nice that you deserve.

Can he pull up?

Amy, he's great.

Thank you for coming.

Yes, I do. I work with them.

Just like 11. 11 details?

Are you in jail, or you his bitch?

Cleveland, Ohio?

Mr. Stoudemire, where are you going?

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Okay.

How you doing, man? You doing good?

Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!

You can sleep with other girls.

And it is a standing ovation.

This is Wendy and Kyle.

I am pitching Dr. Aaron Conners.

That's my dream.

Yeah, you can read... You can read some of my stuff.

You know, and it was because of all this shit last night.

We were talking about this yesterday, right?

Are you seriously saying that to me today?

they bring people together

Sunglass Hut another $30 for these?

I play ice hockey with one of them. I'll get an email.

Amy fucked Donald.

I never do this. This is so weird for me.

Monogamy isn't realistic.

You're both living a lie!

No. We decided to go with

So we're gonna do this now?

We ought to go.

I'll come when I have the time. I've just been really busy.

You want the "Just do it"? Do you want that one?

You didn't get enough height.

Are you comfortable? No. No, I'm not.

He calls you Mother? That's not creepy.

No! We're just having a fight.

You were the worst father ever.

Getting married,

Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,

This really feels like a Bryson article.

Because Dianna called.

Will you please come home with me?

So, are you guys ready to have some fun?

Oh. You don't like him anymore.

Clayton Kershaw.

I thought we were getting a chick, but he's here.

This is about Amy?

What does that mean?

It seems like a regional thing.

What did I miss?