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Oh! He loves that poster.

instead of just winging it.

and then just kind of beared down,

Where is she buried?

and he writes a book about you

The boys make the noise!

Just pay your part.

I wish I could break up with you.

"Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

You know what? We will have two mimosas.

You met Rachel? Yes.

So, now your mother's a saint? Of course she's a saint.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

to extreme poverty situations,

It really fucked me up.

You really got me.

That's pretty cool, man.

As it turns out, l am in terrible physical shape.

I don't give consent. Here we go.

That's what I'm saying. Right. Yeah. Obviously.

No, it's fine. It's fine. It's not about that.

Oh, uh, today is really just to go over schedules.

This guy is who I'm seeing. Kind of.

Yeah. What is that?

but that's why I need to stop and then say,

Can you just be nice and make friends?

but he's got a chip on his shoulder, a real edge.

to see if Amare Stoudemire's

It was really cool to see. Thank you.

but this is it for us.

I'm exiting this hug.

Yes, he is. He's too nice for me. You know it.

so I know what to build and what to put in it

You know what? Amy's not like that.

The game is "Skeletons in the Closet."

How to get caught.

You know that story, that Mr. Doctor Boring Sports Guy?

Yeah, that's good.

We used to beat him mercilessly.

They're great. They put a lot of pressure on me.

Sorry, it's just a lot.

Yeah. This can be retroactive.

So, you help people by choice,

So we should be a couple.

He said to meet him out on court.

I didn't see that movie.

I bet you're not the easiest person

I'll pay it, but you got to pick up a check every once in a while.

Amy. Look at me.

almost feminine-looking Johnny Depp.

There's other dolls you like,

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

Yeah, I saw that. Could you see that?

I'm stepping out.

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For me, it's Pirates of the Caribbean.

Are you serious right now?

You have to tell me everything about last night.

Welcome to the whitest couple in America.

surgically repaired knee will bring new hope

I'm just having fun.

she wants to be more conservative,

You would? I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.

Will you talk dirty to me?

What about a doll who happens to be

Dad, just shut up.

I'll bring it by.

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I hope this love montage ends like Jonestown.

When did you get here?

The next thing you know,

Before you go, can you take a look at my hip?

It's Arnold, from Somalia.

Places where the nurses don't fuck the patients are expensive.

Do you want to just announce it to everybody?

"and there isn't a scoreboard, fan, or cheerleader in sight.

at yourself and say...

Well, the answer is tonight.

Mom, I found a glove.

You're totally sleeping! Mmm-mm.

That's good, that's good. Slow it down. Slow it down.

What a ridiculous statement!

but she's like a fucking demon.

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Thanks for trusting.

I was, like, "This is actually really funny and smart."

What are you saying? You giving me some attitude here?

You like that? Grab my tits.

I'm finally gonna be a grandfather.

See how your legs are lighting up green? That's great.

Yeah. Thabo Sefolosha owes his whole career to this guy.

What's our demographic?

And not like a cute, "Oh! It's the last day."

and the stuff up front is trash.

I'm so glad that I feel comfortable enough with you to talk like this.

My boy got intimate. Yeah.

You know fuck you, Tone-L You want to take it to the parking lot? Fine!

So you want to land on the ball of your foot.

I could just say I'd see ya... Till Saturday.

So, if you need anything, you let me know, okay?

I let Tim and his brothers tag team me on Christmas morning.

You're just hyperventilating.

Haven't heard of them. The Fire Island Penguins.

stiff as a scarecrow.

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Black people? ...injuries.

Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg? Your girl?

that he was at.

to have a relationship with.

Robert Griffin.

You know what I do with fools? I beat them.

Sports? I love them.

Would you like to hear some trivia?

Okay. I have another to pitch.

It's not okay. You're telling him.

We're just having a fight. You insulted me,

These are his memories.

Yeah, but maybe in an hour?

Ooh, I like Tom's sweater.

She was My Favorite Person!!!

I wanted to show you I can work hard

Don't follow me. Amy!

Amy, don't touch it.

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Did what already happen?

That's what I'm talking about.

are you just kind of like...

Talking to you dirty in Chinese. That's what I'm doing.

So I just hooked my finger like this,

Let's just take those 2 days off.

all these photographs,

It's like more gown...

Look, if he's not happy and she's not the right one for him,

You said, "Wake up."

What do I do? Watch.

Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family?

You would love having a family.

I'm talking, like, a crime scene tampon.

Yeah, that's not your main pillow

You don't even want to play with that doll,

I'm not trying to punish you.

Because you're on antibiotics or something?

All right, I'll talk to you then.

All right, bye. Good night.

They know. Yeah, he's through puberty.

What we can do with this, is we could show

No, this is how I walk.

Like, "I'm loose! I'm a whore!" or whatever.

There she is. Buenos dias, baby.

We're so glad you made it.

Amare looked great tonight.

He's supposed to be a sports guy.

I mean, if it's not wild, it's not right.

How would you feel?

He wants to have kids. Amy.

your best friend only 5'2". Mmm-hmm.

I'm not in the mood today.

I don't think anyone else

Like this? Are you feeling better?

You guys are really brave.

Enjoy the day. You've earned it.

Me and Amy got into a little bit of an argument,

Pineapple does not belong on pizza

I love that stuff, like the photo shoots for... Yeah.

I have slept with 3 women, too.