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Life is, uh, treating me pretty darn good.
And arresting him?
Uh, but not the black one, because he bites.
[beep]
I'm not meant to be a cop.
- Well, since leaving prison,
- You're fucking dead!
You about to make me start crying.
Yeah, yeah.
[siren]
- Oh, there's no hard feelings.
Huh?
- This one has more bars, I think,
On the windows than the other one.
You know, first thing right off the bat, first day,
♪ no transportation or mastur-ba-tion ♪
Do not cross," yellow--
♪ incarceration, humiliation ♪
Son of a bitch!
- And you're not interested in finding him
Was a bus bench ad that said something along the lines of...
In the bathroom.
I have night terrors, so they're not
- Mmm.
I am not meant to be a magician's assistant.
That's good, georgie.
You're only gonna be able to look through the windows,
You're dead! - You're dead!
They're throwing me a party.
You flush the terlet, that turd's gonna end up
- Ok.
- Yeah.
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