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Help! Help!
- You know, they've never made a perfect prison.
So you know what?
ummmm.... LOL!
[siren]
Uh, finally decided to start my first novel.
We go to bed at, like, 4:00.
[siren]
- Uh, prison life, I have really
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm going to personally make sure that you all rot
Make it out, so can we.
I'm standing here with new acting district attorney
You're all fired, so if you could turn in your guns
I opened my own bed and breakfast in my house.
So I blew him.
[siren]
- That's right. - Ha!
Or "drop the gun, son of a bitch."
- "stop putting slugs into the video arcade machines,
Song from "hey, nineteen," to "hey, thirty-five and holding."
- This is maria stone reporting live.
Uh, one sandwich per person. Ok?
But they are free, free to do anything they want, anything
- [whistles]
Uh, and then I practice some conversational german.
Place within the department?
- That's the guy who put me in prison.
Stop! Stop!
- Typical day for me is, uh...Oh, about 10 or 12 hours
And badges to, uh, the bailiff here.
There it is! Ohh!