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I'm sorry I'm not in the hospital with you right now, Ruthie.
Am I dead?
I was gonna say "human nature."
Fuck.
Alan!
How am I supposed to answer a question like that?
If you could choose your mother all over,
Spoiler alert, she gets her period at 12,
He tried to escape. He tried to get out.
[train horn blows]
Yeah.
Grandma?
Come on, would you?
I went through major shit, Nadia. You don't think I wanted to change things?
[music ends]
[Nadia] Look at that.
Um, Oh! Nadia, hey. We didn't think you were gonna show.
She could never forget my past transgressions, you know what--
But no, I followed the rules of the train because I am a good commuter.
[chuckles]
♪ Come on, you stranger You legend, you martyr, and shine ♪
I'm not leaving. Fuck that.
[Alan] Ple-- please, can we just bring her back?
I just wanna know.
[Nadia] Yeah.
Hey, Nadia.
[baby cries]
[baby coos]
I don't know, man. I'm an R32, number 6622, so…
So I got it wrong.
[sighs] Can I hold her?
Come on.
-Ten cents a ride… -I'm proud of you.
Alan!
I don't--
Hi. You want a light?
♪ Threatened by shadows at night ♪
Yeah?
Nadia!
-[Nadia scoffs] -[Maxine] It's okay.
Babies are true materialists.
Are you trying to say that I'm not an original, man?
You're looking in the wrong place.
Ruth would not want you to carry that guilt.
-Why don't you hold the little baby? -Oh no.
♪ Well, you wore out your welcome With random precision ♪
Just because I came before you doesn't mean I have all the answers.
[muffled] Alan!
Would you look at that?