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Come on, would you?
Am I dead?
I was gonna say "human nature."
-[Nadia scoffs] -[Maxine] It's okay.
[baby cries]
[train horn blows]
Ruth would not want you to carry that guilt.
Yeah?
So I got it wrong.
Nadia!
Just because I came before you doesn't mean I have all the answers.
How am I supposed to answer a question like that?
I don't--
Um, Oh! Nadia, hey. We didn't think you were gonna show.
Are you trying to say that I'm not an original, man?
I went through major shit, Nadia. You don't think I wanted to change things?
Grandma?
Spoiler alert, she gets her period at 12,
[music ends]
Babies are true materialists.
But no, I followed the rules of the train because I am a good commuter.
[Alan] Ple-- please, can we just bring her back?
[chuckles]
Alan!
Yeah.
I'm not leaving. Fuck that.
If you could choose your mother all over,
I don't know, man. I'm an R32, number 6622, so…
[Nadia] Yeah.
[Nadia] Look at that.
♪ Threatened by shadows at night ♪
Fuck.
Hey, Nadia.
You're looking in the wrong place.
He tried to escape. He tried to get out.
[muffled] Alan!
She could never forget my past transgressions, you know what--
Would you look at that?
-Ten cents a ride… -I'm proud of you.
[sighs] Can I hold her?
-Why don't you hold the little baby? -Oh no.
I just wanna know.
I'm sorry I'm not in the hospital with you right now, Ruthie.
Alan!
Hi. You want a light?
♪ Well, you wore out your welcome With random precision ♪
[baby coos]
Come on.
♪ Come on, you stranger You legend, you martyr, and shine ♪