Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fun? My father waxed my lip because you made me so grotesque.

Mom, why would you do that?

All right, let's see. You are in the fourth percentile for height.

I can't. There's a doll hand stuck in the drain.

How about an awkward reaching fist bump, my dude?

Look, maybe if you were 16, I'd consider medical intervention,

I know, but I'm so much shorter than--

Nick, tell him about when you tried to masturbate.

Ugh, what is wrong with me?

-Pretty please, drop your pants. -Oh! Um...

I'm going to end up living in Tampa, Florida.

-Don't listen to him! -You're gonna break your dick, Nick!

Can we go inside?

I'll just sit in the corner like a sad cuck

When did everyone get so tall?

I can't believe I ran away with you.

[truck honking]

-So it's not college. -It's called college.

Looks like your uniform's getting a little tight there, bud.

Oh, yeah, I'm 40.

No tears. It's a paid site.

and my mom says Jessi's parents are full-on freaking out.

with stupid brains and garbage dicks!

It's a little term I picked up in the marines.

Come on, baby. Let's get the hell out here.

-What? -Like that show Moonlighting.

and play with my little tag.

Grams, Shannon. You sound so old right now.

Bruce Willis went to college?

I'm Jewish, which is worse to some people.

Yeah... okay. My folks are probably freaking out anyway.