Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can Google things on WebMD or whatever.

-Justice. -Yeah, huge guys get brain damage.

Oh, head's too big and the body's too small.

Not like this, please.

♪ The first man you kill ♪

you cunty shitbag.

If you're 40, that makes you a pedophile.

It's Jay D Jay D is Back

-He uses me... -Oh, God! For sex?

and we've gotta do it now before it's too damn late.

Thanks, Rick. I thought it was pretty harsh, too.

-Ooh! No offense, Missy. -Some taken, yeah.

My boy! Look how they massacred my boy!

-I think his wife's name is Wendy. -No, that's my first name.

-They had to rely on their cunning. -Huh.

No, you don't want Maury.

You, Coach Steve, we're talking to you, not the kids,

I should read to you from my jerk-off journal.

-No, I can't. -So, what?

Holy smokes! What happened to your sweet, little mustache you used to have?

-[yells] -Climb into the stands and beat his ass.

-I don't know about this, Marty. -He's too young to have a mustache.

Because she cheated on me with a woman.

Back together again for the first time only.

Listen, son, I've been thinking.

to scoop that poop out

No! Masturbate!

Don't touch it, okay? I'm hideous.

-Yeah. A real life girlfriend? -Yeah, I'm alive.

Rage! Rage! Fucking Rage!

Let's get a picture.

Hey, Nick, don't be so hard on yourself.

-Are you okay? -That was amazing!

Wild Kratts doesn't have to put on the episode to have wildlife.