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[cheering]
-What? -You know...
I can't eat.
Oh, but, look at this, the 80th percentile for head size.
My boy. Look how they massacred my boy.
Let's just relax and take ourselves a nice, hot bubble bath.
I don't know if he knows he's being funny, but he's fucking funny.
Jessi! I'm sorry I freaked out!
I couldn't get a shot off. I'm too small.
Whatever is supposed to be happening isn't happening.
-Sophie's Choice. -What? No, it's a sofa's--
Cunning? We talking about eating pussy? Too bad you lost your womb broom.
Like cancer day or Movember.
And you'll have a great big bushels of pubic hair,
-I'm so sorry I waxed your lip, Andrew! -And suddenly I'm interested.
These pooches take a wiff of genitals,
and it was negative!
I don't want someone to come in here and be like, "Ew, loose pube."
and it was covered in hair and fungus,
-Jay! -I woke up with a boner
[pubic hair 1] Ow! Nick, that doesn't feel right.
-Barbara, we've gotta fix him. -Fix me?
Are milkshakes dairy?
Marty, stop shouting! You're embarrassing him.
I'm probably the last person you wanna hear this from,
I don't want to play today.
It's so smooth, like a dried dolphin.
No, man, you need to relax.
I don't know!
I'm sorry, Andrew...
Spoiler alert: It's extra spicy, so...
-We promise we're going to work this out. -Yes.
Okay. Everybody say...
Do it for me.
-Oh, it's Jay. -Jay's back.
That's what I'm saying, Nick.
-That's a good thing, right? -It should be.
And always remember, if it's numb,
Why won't you let me be a 40-year-old magician
Oh, no, Nick. Maybe there is something wrong with you.
Well, at least you can grow hair. I'm like a Tic Tac with shoes.