Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to living a life of sin,

Man, l wanted to be in the NFL so bad. Since I was six.

I wouldn't want to mess things up with Mara.

and this jock is just standing there.

I can't believe I did it!

Hello? I need to use your phone, please.

I guess you can't choose family.

Yeah? What makes you think that?

Yeah, but from whom?

(WOMAN MOANING)

Give me credit for the car. Nice ride, huh?

There's no wildlife to eat around here, they're eating us!

(ALL CHUCKLING)

It's dead out here and I'm hating you about now.

It's why you make the big bucks. What are we going to do?

Where the hell's the RV?

No, no, no, no.

Dude, we're the red state cast from hell.

Yeah, but she's got those Angelina Jolie lips.

How many of those freaks are out there?

All right. I'm heading back to the RV. You coming?

You're Kimberly-fucking-CaIdweII.

Let me look at it.

You're just playing the game. I understand.

This is going to suck.

go out and search for food.

M, what the fuck? I am standing here giving it my all

You said you wanted a family reality show.

Tell Mara I say hi.

Guess you'll get your chance to do just that.

Now, you're the star.

Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino.

We shouldn't be here.

What you saw was special effects.

And if any of those pig-fucking hillbillies come around, I got your back.

four, three, two.

(NINA EXCLAIMING)

The worId has been devastated by a catastrophic disaster

Grease the wheels. You two are warped. I'll catch you all later.

I just trusted too many of the wrong people. All my life.

Holy shit! That's her leg.

I saw you drop this while you were getting out of the RV.

then it's less likely that anybody will give us their radiation card.

Yeah, make fun all you want,

It's supposed to take place at the end of the world, man.

I thought he was "the one," you know?

Can we keep this as our secret?

No, l didn't think that you were.

They got to be around here somewhere.

MARA: How about we take a break?

I'm so there, dude.

(BANGING ON DOOR)

I can't reach !

You so much as fart, old man, and I'll drop you.

It's like going to war.

This isn't right.

Leave her alone!

Welcome to the apocalypse.

Well, what do you think, man? We spent all last night cutting it.

Whoa, whoa. No. Wrong.

Right. You know, it's abandoned.

I'll see if I can find something to eat in the woods.

by giving your card to another player

JAKE: You stupid man.

It's the kind of thing America loves in its reality shows, right?

Brando, eat your heart out.

I hate reality shows. They're pretty idiotic.