Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to punch a baby in the stomach.
So, Joseph and Mary were turned away from the inn.
from pooping in the open street to come see you.
(tapping buttons)
Wait a second.
Ben-Him and Ben-Her!
You're very healthy.
No... no...
saying how they want to use our phone.
for the, you know, for, for, for the thing.
Um, oh, okay.
Hello… are you there dear?
That's a beautiful story, Peter,
Pull your pants down. What?
I's been sent to bring you the message that tonight
It's a miracle, yay!
Can't you just imagine her standing on people's front lawns
Yeah, we, we did one of those earlier.
thanks to mules and camels.
Ah! Fuck you! You don't have to be such a fucking weird!
No rooms, eh?
It's Ben-Him and Ben-Her!
I know.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to A Christmas Carol.
A story that goes back over a hundred years.
Hello, we are the magi.
No way-- because Jeff flew Northwest.
Oh, hello.
PETER: I'm just noticing. It looks nice.
Well, what do you got in your hand there?
young carpenter named Joseph,
Okay, sure.
(pop song plays)
Fly, beautiful turtledoves.
so I'm like crazy lean
You just hold your urine! Serena, please! That was a puppy.
Bark bark! Bark bark! BARK BARK! BARK BAK! Alright, Levi, that's it, go to your room, now
It's what makes me the "Little Drummer Boy."
we Jews will do the brawn work.
I don't think th really care if it's us.
PETER: Meanwhile, the three wise men
(groans)