Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus lived with us for, like, a week.

♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

So the three wise men set off again on their journey.

Oh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb

We're off to Bethlehem!

Now, if you remember,

Look, why don't y'all just give me a list,

punch him in the stomach?

and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.

Those names is no good.

Oh, my God! It is a (bleep) plane!

all his advisors are shorter than him?

I brought frankincense.

Even Noah wouldn't put these two together!

I hear an oracle from Greece is sending a funny message

Has it ever happened before? Yeah, once.

Hey, look, it's the burning bush!

(imitating): No, no, no.

Well, if it his will, then his will be done,

And that is the story of Jesus.

Uh, hi. I'm... I'm Joseph.

Hey, you guys, this says a King of Kings

Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.

Yours is better, though.

Where's your money?

♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

that's the same Jesus as the Jesus from church!

- Mad? - You need a time-out!

Could we trouble you for some water?

and we're all terrified it will never come back.

Hey, Mary, what's going on?