Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ANNOUNCER: And introducing that joke!
(gasps)
I know how you like that song,
Yeah, I don't want to go, either.
I'm carrying God's baby.
How can anyone get pregnant without having sex?
Cover your privates!
(horse whinnies)
But even after several dates,
My wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?
Oh, my God, I got so hammered!
or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters!
Do you understand that? I don't.
Eh, it's something,
(turtlesdoves screeching, all yelling)
Also, I'm gonna start dieting and working out
Row L-X-V-I.
and our car just broke down!
it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
Yeah, it was probably very moving...
You know, there's a beautiful spot outside of town
I think I know what it is.
We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
three wise men were preparing for a journey of their own.
You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
Birds do it, bees do it,
as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
Something deep, deep inside of me.
Hail Mary, full of guys.
People will always want to live next
What are you doing? How long you been there?
Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
Hey, so, uh, you've been seeing
Would he let someone in the audience
That's kinda hot. Gross.