Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and her sister's a bigger slut than she is.

I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...

we're happy to see Jesus.

(urinating continues)

Stop talking like that or I swear to God

Hi. We're from out of town

and then they were like, "Don't drown all the girls,"

I've got to go sit in a circle with the other women

I couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year.

The pond froze over a family of raccoons.

We could call him Barney.

That's good, that's good.

the whole Immaculate Conception thing.

All right, you got a date.

That was awesome, Dad!

(all shouting angrily)

my wife is with child and about to give birth.

You guys were born the dirty way.

They even got movies.

Listen, I'll see you later, okay?

Pa-choo! Pa-choo! (makes explosion sound)

I turned this water into poo!

where they dump all the foreskins.

Sorry, we're all booked up-- Cher's in town.