Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joseph, my water just broke!
Aw, man, she is so hot.
Really? Yeah, I figure I'm 14 now,
with four more Commandments?
but because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years
Oh, my God, you want him
to form something greater than themselves.
so you might want to spruce yourself up.
That's my brother on that chariot!
Está ropa le quedará a Daniel? Creo que si
Just hang it up.
You know, we Jews got it right, working with our hands.
Okay, then how about this?
Ah, that looks great.
That's the name of a champagne.
that God got you pregnant.
Bible photographer.
Hey, did you hear they're coming out
Yeah! Drum!
while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.
Dah... See? I told you she'd open with that.
Why do you have to narrate everything you do?
who ain't never had no relations.
Come on, this is our seventh date.
I may have a virgin mom, but I am one bad mother.
Dad, can we hear more of that story about the baby Jesus?
Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, yeah.
From my finger?
You can stay there.
I forgot something at the palace!
Okay, nobody talk-- we'll just wait for her to talk.
(phone rings)
'Cause when you tell me the story,