Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hate my family.

Oh, hi, Joseph. Come on in.

2 x 2 x 13 x 67 = 3484

Well, sure. That sounds nice.

I'm getting the baseball bat.

What shall we name him?

But the woman drank during her pregnancy.

Wow, she's really getting it.

Yeah, but don't get your hopes up, Lois.

Okay, we're smiling,

Well, there's a manger out back.

inside a cut-in-half bathtub?

and I am but his humble servant.

Look, Stewie, I'm hanging the ornament you made at preschool.

That sounds great.

Hey, Joseph, check it out.

Now you and your whore wife get out of here!

Or I kinda always liked Tristan.

I'm not getting any younger.

I'm the King of King of Kings.

like a greased-up cannonball?

This says, "Three Magi or Resident."

Time to make our yearly terrible call to Great Aunt Helen.

Bring out the Christ Child! We want him!

Put a book down.

Wait, you haven't gone yet? No.

PETER: And as Mary and Joseph made their way to Bethlehem,

But then when I tell the guys at work,

Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!

Yeah, hey, so tell me one more time how it is

We probably should've waited for yours.

which in these times is just a guy.

Look. That's King Herod's palace.

were making their way across the desert.

Couple of freaking scumbags working some scam,

There's something important I have to share with you.

We won't leave the light on for you,

that girl Mary for some time now.

card tricks, rabbit in the hat?

you's gonna be getting pregnant with the Son of God.

Bring Christmas cheer to all.

Thanks, Northwest.

Listen, can you come by my house later?

All right, kids, gather around.

I brought myrrh.