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♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪
Cleveland's got a cousin who had
Peter, you handled that perfectly.
What?! Do they want all the presents under the tree, too?!
Magic baby? What's he do,
I don't know, maybe eight minutes?
to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble.
Oh, here he comes.
We had quite a cold snap here. I hope you got our card.
Come on, let's just watch the show.
QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
a little bit of a donkey punch.
CHRIS: I did.
He's the Messiah.
Okay, guys, squeeze in.
So, I went to see that new Oedipus play last week.
(canned laughter)
PETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship.
What?! No!
No way I'm getting you on your connecting flight.
Yeah, I know that girl-- that's Donna Magdalene,
Thanks, hey, listen I just got tickets
They're not gonna do that, are they?
Uch, all that stuff does is interfere with small business.
No, no, no.
Everybody outside-- we'll do the rest of Christmas outside!
No room? Joseph, what are we gonna do?
Terrible!
Go, go, go!
Yes, we were wondering if you had a room available?
He-he sent down an angel.
You're anywhere, just like that.
Look, I can't explain it,
Oh come all ye face-full.
The kid came out a real lemon.
but you still got a leftover "R."
That's fine, that's fine! We'll take it!
Peter's lowest what? We're calling to say Merry Christmas...
but be ready 'cause he might give you
That's nice.
Oh, little guy.
She's pretty smoking.