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of the day when the sun goes away
I am here to show you how you lost your way.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.
I'm driving here!
Oh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg.
(urinating stops) Okay, here we go.
You know what? Still, just to be safe,
on that very first Christmas.
Sounds like somebody's a little threatened.
I went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?
(laughs) It's a cashmere sweater.
Looks like all those years fighting off
Yes, it's a star!
We came here following a star.
and I want to be there when it arrives.
Where did you get these?
Now, gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale
Oh, it hurts so bad!
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
I'll come by around that part
They will crucify him with a name like that.
Penis. Ha.
♪ Laugh and cry
How long is this gonna take?
to get the crap beat out of him?
are dedicated to delaying and cancelling flights
Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
(urinating continues)
Wait, what'd you just say?
Joseph, it wasn't like that.
Get rid of 'em!
PETER: The Bible is fuzzy on that.
Well, this is kinda like a barn.
I'm pregnant.
Not just because Mary was a virgin,
will be born in Bethlehem,
Good guy. You shake his hand,
Oh, you don't have to thank me. This is a big deal.
Uh, my drum.
Penelope