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Man, you think it was the Mexicans? Cucaracha motherfuckers.
Find another town to swallow. Celia can help. She's good at that.
If I say I love another man, doesn't that make me gay?
- Jesus Christ. - Exactly.
Well, I guess we're even.
- No. - Who's in charge now?
Shane, don't you want to be saved?
- Ow, ow! - Oops!
You think you deserve to know the answer to that?
Sign this petition for an Agrestic-Majestic merge.
Let's get an idea on the vote. I got to get home for Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
- Pardon me. - Come on, we're still rolling.
Not huge the way you're huge, admiration huge.
Well, how does that work? Is there an election?
- So, what's the deal here? - Watch.
I'd like to solve the mystery of the school that receives federal funding,
- Hey. - Oh, ladies, back away.
Listen, I just had a development get shut down in Phoenix
Are we off the hook?
I don't ever want to see or hear about you dealing anywhere in my city.
- Yeah. - I was more than generous with all of you.
If I see anything ethnic on this table, you are fired.
Clinique here'll go take you in the other room and fuck the gay out of you.