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- * Under daddy's wing *
We had a brown cat.
but know that it would've been magnificent.
[soft music]
because we're probably gonna be in a Hyatt.
* Santa waited *
- Is who funny in what?
* Till you find your king *
We were both like, "Oh, Lord."
- The only thing left is Brown Mountain Bold Squeeze?
'cause half the effects weren't rendered.
at a corporate retreat in Oahu,
from undisclosed glamorous location.
Oh, you know, I could hook us all up
* So what are you waiting 5? *
* Our stomachs are the flattest *
Okay.
- How would you even know?
- * In love... *
* 'Cause 4eva's too short *
[novelty car horn playing]
- Hello. - Chris and Kris.
'cause it's all thumb rings.
But you said that you knew that she was the one
that Summer was gonna be single again, I prayed.
* Do, do, do, do *
and her name...
* Who don't want you to wait *
A mama knows a baby's surprise face.
More like a "Lie-am." - Oh.
But I was one of your mistakes.
Just look at it.
both: * I can't wait *
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
- I did stuff last night too. - Really?
Now, I don't have a Kotex on me,
- What? That doesn't come out for, like, a week.
and I do need something to balance my hand out.
Hmm.
if you had a full head of hair and a coke spoon,
- I cannot confirm nor deny the thing I want you to know,
- Thanks.
So it looks like Daddy is back on the job.
'Cause we're up here. - What'd you do, baby-lady?
- Thank you. - Oh, well.
- I have to say whatever they're doing is working.
So yeah...
I'm getting older now. - No.