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Are you a virgin? - Yes.
is a little outdated?
we gave you this Little Baby Lady?
- You look like a fucking dildo
That means secrets.
- Now, honey, your mom and I know
- Well, we rerouted our ministry tour to come by
* People starin' at us thinkin' we are badass *
Eff it! Just put it in.
* Gonna be famous 3gether *
It's just--it's been a really long time.
- Oh, you know, when I first heard
- Hand me Lady Kris's phone.
[yelps]
at my brother's restaurant.
- The same as your stock will rise in the Lord's eyes
[laughter]
It cost four grand, and I can't return it
Why won't you just date a normal person?
- Well, what you guys have is what I want, obvs.
[quirky music]
Plus, there's an Annie Sez in Passaic
and it was a dark one.
is me. - Me?
Guys, she's on the fence.
- The penultimate.
* *
- Yeah. Progress.
[Huey Lewis And The News' "Do You Believe In Love" playing]
I had fun. [chuckles]
Who else do you know that's seven-foot-'redacted'?"
- Good night, everybody! - Good night!
That is her second cousin, Connor.
- Surprise! - [laughs]
- I think you wanted to get caught.
- How long has this been going on?
[both smooching]
- No--don't get me wrong.
- Because in your basic little life, that is cheating.
It's why I wear this purity ring.
Did that work? - No.
that I would always tell you when your clothes
We have made a lot of profits We have made huge loss