Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[button clicks]
What is so wrong with that?
[both laugh] Let's go.
[laughter] - Oh!
- Pardon us, ladies. When this song comes on,
Scott, start it.
I couldn't even finish
We have all the clear sodas.
- Oh.
is gonna be very hard to resist.
But sometimes the big man shanks it.
- Well, you are walking the devil's path, honey.
- Those aren't words.
- Me too.
I took a vow to protect your purity until marriage.
It's called "Love Shaq,"
- In Q1 of 2023,
that can one day be in a Super Bowl ad
Hang on, I'll get my coat. - Guys.
I will only date the following types of normies:
I just call it like I see it,
[laughs] - Oh, what?
- * Gee-lohhw-ers... *
You know, until I marry the two.
Now for a little housekeeping.
and, well, that sounds French.
- No.
- Always. - What--what--what?
- Surprise! - We surprised her!
They're just protecting me.
- We had no moral compass, no regard for tomorrow.
- Would you get out of here?
and I saw him, and I said, "Are you 'name redacted'?"
- It is 10:30 in the morning!
It's just-- - Excuse me.
Oh, my God, did you guys even meet
- It's kinda hard to talk about when,
I already have enough general Italian guilt
Just sitting there, reeking of tap water.
- How's my little girl holding up after the big split?
with giving him the courage to leave my mom.
- You know, something raw and achingly true
We all thought Kev was it.
- Oh. - [laughs]
And he said, "Of course I'm 'name redacted.'
- What? You got a big date?
- Stop!
You cannot let your parents run your sex life.
- I'm sorry, Daddy. - All I can say is,
without bringing sex to the table.
- Oh!
- [scoffs] Why would I want that?
Wait, when did you get a mustache?
- Well, your mom and I are here
and we met on Christian Kringle.
just from holding her hand.