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I feel boxed in.
this has been a tough season for you.
for, like, three months.
- * Do you believe... *
to get you onto the path to finding the two.
Maybe you should be the CEO of FamCo.
- There's been, like, 10 billion love songs.
I mean, I do wanna get remarried,
because I can't do anything
[door opens]
- Let me help you with your luggage, Daddy.
- Oh! Hey, you guys!
- And for your files... it was Shaq!
* Stephen King named his killer clown "It" *
- We went to the park. We got our portraits made,
[cheering] - Oh, hallelujah!
through an HBO show?
So I skeezed and cheat-watched "Business Throne."
And if you think your mother and I didn't notice
We just--we had a brain break.
- [laughs] - Jennifer Lynn.
- I'm not gonna write them a love song
- I think I have way more self-control
[novelty car horn playing]
- And this ring is our way of protecting you
saying out loud, "Scott, I watched
- Well, they came to the right place,
both: * So let's make a date to... *
* *
and I know that because my dad credits it
- Oh, my God! Mommy and Daddy?
You can't--you can't po--you--
- Do you maybe wanna talk about
Well, let's look at each other.
It's from my parents.
The Beatles just got to be like, "Love me do."
That song came out January 1982,
- I mean, obviously, we don't agree with any of this.
- * But till then * - * But till then *
No notes!
- Okay.
[dramatic music]
- Still, I'm proud of you for trying.
[pop music]
- Who? [light applause]
- Copy.
- No.
your old Little Baby Ladies collection.
I nearly suffocated.
is we had a meet-cute at the Atlanta Airport,
- Honey, you up? - No.
- Scott, come on! I'm sorry.
- Wait, hold up, hold up.
it's a purity ring.