HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- What are you saying? - Tate's email.
- Oh, don't you drop a sugar cube all superior.
It's wake up, work, Max, TV, sleep, repeat.
[quirky music]
You're bending it.
- Okay, I didn't say I'm doing it.
- * Now, doing it may seem natural and legit *
As I was sucking off the meat and sauce, I heard it.
- It's vital that we protect your purity
from making the same mistakes we did.
those lowlights, think again, missy.
- Okay, not progress.
- If you don't need anything, I'm gonna head out.
Where were you?
His buddy's an editor.
- Summer, of Girls5eva... - Yeah.
I mean, you're a divorcee,
All you ever do is go for empty celebrity status grabs.
and no one's hair is that shiny
disappointed me? - No.
Yeah, it wasn't magical.
Don't you think this purity stuff
* And texting all our exes *
What base? Why am I being so aggressive?
- Who?
Pretty soon, I forgot all about my dreams
* It's too short *
were inseparable-- they were best buds.
* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *
- They're so terrible
- Mom, Dad, the math doesn't add up.
Never again.
- Hello. - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Dutkowsky.
both: * He died of STDs *
and you'd have known that if you'd have made him
- What? It's so nice.
- Wickie and I are on a Slack.
- And I want you to imagine yourself