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- * Premarital urges aren't itches to be scratched *
- Oh, my sheers.
I made a promise to myself
- Who do you think is gonna run FamCo?
is because I love my parents so much,
Do you have parents on your feet?
- Hey! - Hi, y'all!
- * Which is why you've never heard of him *
and, you know, they did purity rings.
and I mix it up.
- His name is Liam. - Liam, huh?
both: Muah!
It's a dating site for Christians who love Santa.
maybe there is something to dating a normie.
And now you are once again unmarried.
and seeking comfort, so I got back together
all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *
- What?
- I'm easy. I'll go anywhere there's clams.
- Okay. His name is Liam,
hotelier, chef, FamCo CEO,
- * That's how angels are light enough to fly *
and I kinda do want that 'cause it is hard out there.
* *
Do you remember that, honey? - Yeah.
- It's starting. - [gasps] Yes!
- * Under daddy's wing * - Mom!
if the son who always goes rogue...
- We did it, and we just had
from making mistakes,
- Okay. - All right, then.
And as my friends,
- I know. It's, um...
- * Your parts are little sneaks *
He is not the two,
lubricated pepper grinder,
- Hey, that's progress.
We didn't want the value to go down.
- [laughs]
and Catholic shame for being born naked.
All safe and happy,
'cause if there's no box, I'm just kicking air,