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'Cause, wait, if you do,
See you in a year. -Go fuck yourself.
But I promise you, my office, it's a completely safe space.
Mark has White Claws and if, like, one of us pretends we wanna fuck him,
You know, he wants to really start showing up for her again...
Why are you hiding from me?
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. You go. -[Jimmy] Yeah.
Oh. -...for Jimmy and Alice.
Oh, my God. So sure. Yeah, see ya.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Oh, am I selling you at all? Please.
She's, uh-- She's currently very focused on the-- the sport of soccer.
You know, I actually met Liz with Tia before her last son left for college.
[sighs] -What the fuck is pickleball?
What's he gonna tell me about you?
Well, I like magic. -So do I.
[chuckles] I don't care for him either.
A nod is not enough. I want a promise. -Okay.
It's kinda my mantra. Everything goes my way.
I got these new shoes here... -[Gaby] Mm-hmm.
Can we just not do this? -Tell me.
So, you'll be okay if Alice backs off?
My family is for me.
I'm the mama. -[Gaby] Say it like you mean it.
You. -No, you shithead.
No. No, I did not.
I told you that I can't tonight.
but it just strengthens my resolve.
[slurps]
Yeah, no. [chuckles]
Maybe we could do, like, a powwow... -Powwow.
No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
But I have a meeting with your counselor later.
[sighs] It doesn't matter.
What a dick. -[chuckles]