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Hello? -Hi, Brian!
but I'll see you at work.
[Brian] Wa-Wait. Wait, wait. We're playing pickleball tonight.
And this might be the therapist in me, but maybe,
I've decided therapy sucks.
What's with the sirens? Where are you?
[siren wailing]
I hadn't seen you since, uh, Tia's--
Jimmy? -Mmm.
to live in the bowels of hell for all eternity.
Is he like an asshole or something?
Oh. Well, then it's a very good name for it.
[cell phone ringing "Baby One More Time"] -Oh, my God.
Let's not waste each other's time. Unless you drop the assault charges--
Were you ever married? -Shh.
and viciously attack him in an unprovoked assault.
He was murdered by the guidance counselor.
I'm never gonna tell you the name of my memoir.
Your daughter. -Right, that's what I meant.
[softly] Thanks. -Yes?
And you are fucking playing pickleball.
I thought you were the godmother. Where have you been?
[Jimmy] This again?
Oh, you got very close to me. Okay.
Dad's psycho patient started that crazy brawl,
[chuckles]
or are you gonna face it and come through the other side?
It's not good for Graham. -But this wasn't even a bar fight.
You were drowning!
I know you feel like this compulsion is gonna help keep
Okay. Bye.
[Paul] Well, it's understandable.
We'll talk again next week. Bye.
Fastest-growing sport in America. Don't get left behind.
Come on. Are you serious? -[Tim] We warned you.
I didn't mean to interrupt, but this is a whole thing.
That's me again. That's me, Brian! -Oh!
Fortress of Solitude should be the name of your memoir.
I-I just feel this very passionately. I'm paying for this session.
You're seriously passing on spending time with your best friend,
Say the word.
Hola guapa, qué tal? -Hola, Liz. I'm gonna speak English.