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I'm the fucking mama!
I really appreciate you. Oh. Okay.
I think maybe this whole "I hate everyone" shtick,
Enjoy your rocks. -Thank you.
You asked me to keep your friend out of jail.
You motherfucker.
just not for my very needy colleagues.
God, you look like ass, Jimmy. -Yeah, I know.
[sighs]
As in one of the old ones, the deep, old, square ones that are very heavy?
You are a mom. -You didn't mean it as a compliment.
Who the fuck are you? -I'm trying to be a fucking friend.
Nobody gets through this life unscathed.
So, I'm thinking I'm just gonna skate on through,
And I'm not over-involved.
"...mem-wah." -That would make a lot of people mad.
[sighs, groans] Yes, I know one.
Morning, Jimmy. -Hey, man.
[Paul sighs]
You ever heard of "fake it till you make it"?
Yes, exactly. I love that. -[Liz] Yeah.
It's-- It's over in the driveway.
He, uh-- He says that a lot.
I was with a patient, but I'm here.
[Alice] Bye. -It's gonna be f-- Bye, see you there.
the therapist in question is willing to testify
[sighs]
Liz has been absolutely amazing with Alice.
and I'm-- Well, I'm pretty close to shitting my pants.
Okay. [sighs]
I-- [chuckles] That's my thing. [chuckles]
Yeah!