Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Married and divorced twice."
It's after midnight. Happy birthday.
If I could fool a woman as pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
I thought you agreed not to call me at home?
You have a very poor sense of decorum.
You'd never know there was a depression in that country.
Could the entire nation be hard of hearing?
it's better coming from me.
Can you stay with him?
I rest my case.
How was lunch?
Just the opposite. The truth is I don't want to see you hurt.
That's the bard, you know. I'm a bit of a reader myself.
A year? Pratically forever.
The dress?
You imply she's the devil's handmaiden.
- Can you sign on the account? - Ah, yes, of course.
Men don't marry women like me.
He's proposing to her.
No, no, John's yacht, John's rules.
Wherever do you find shoes to fit?
Can't, sorry.
- Can I ask you a favour? - Anything at all.
- I made an investment for her. - An inheritance, I suppose?
Husbands like to see me come...
Thank you very much. Come back again to see us.
You're not me.
I beg your pardon, I was looking for someone else.
about marriage it certainly is an experience.
Goodnight.
I like people to ask.
Let's drop it.
A photograph in a locket.
All paying jobs absorb...
you're the first man who's asked me that.
They lured the sailors with their songs.
Oh, yes. Everyone.
Women don't want to be understood, they want to be loved.
She isn't at all.
She threw me out last night.
Her uncle just died. She's come into some money.
I can't believe it - she's got him!
But Robert and I married for love...
It was only a flesh wound.
I'm sure you can be 21 as many times.
We both had too much champagne.
Lord Plymdale passed on last year. Liver, I think.
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.
Every saint has past, every sinner has a future.
Think of Alessandra.
I told you I was serious.
Can he come back later?
And it's known me as rich as a king
She's the one with Lord Augustus.
too late to do anything, too early for dinner...
Meg, of the magnificent Windemeres?
You care about yourself, and no-one else.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, in an hour.
Suppose it wasn't work, suppose he had a mistress.
None at all.
This is a very special object.
- You pay me too many compliments. - I'll stop at once.
I had a dream about Mrs Erlynne today.
The other hand, then.
I know we said cash, so I'm raising the amount. I want you to leave now.
She's a cold, selfish woman.
Barman.
They haven't seen him today.
She'll give you a good discount.
Rhode Island. Mrs Windemere.
Then I must know who it is.
Here we are, in the sunshine...
Bugger!
For a man who's never thought of getting married...
When you do, I'm here. Will you remember that?
I feel so foolish.
So, I'll do exactly as you wish...
They always end in settlement.
Care to make it interesting?
And you know what they say.
You wanna go out the back?
Tuppy?
Well, I couldn't respect that.
Oh, yes, it's Robert's wife.
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.
It has to be something really special...
I love you.
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert. He loves figs.
Whisky.
That's the favour?
Where's this old crate going to?
You said goodbye to her twenty years ago. No second chances.
I didn't think.