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for her Mother's Day waffles,
Tomorrow, you can go back to feuding it up. Okay?
- It-it couldn't have been raincoat. - It was.
- We're taking a hiatus. - Dad, just shush.
Yeah, I didn't have another dress to wear to her wedding,
- Aunt Gayle, no. - Oh, hi.
Well, look at that. I can move this stool. (chuckles)
No. After my lovely great-grandmother Maria passed,
It's really hard to do. My wrist hurts.
(Bob panting)
Mom, do we really have to give them my chicken?
I wanted to look through it
Oh, that's actually a really sweet idea,
You've let the foxes into the henhouse.
that I home-birthed while watching TV
- What? Ow. - Yeah.
side of the family, are you?
Wow, you're sweaty.
Well, you're right. They're the worst.
Okay, here we go.
I mean, not burning. It-It's perfect.
and tonight you're gonna find like 50 dead birds in your bed.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh, I'll tell you about it. Let's go.
♪ It's gonna make you scream and shout ♪
And don't say Ken because he's not real.
Yeah. Oh, the burger's burning.
(quietly): So, what are we getting for Mom?
Can I call you "cuz"? Everybody okay with "cuz"?
where the cards were a giant eyebrow over an eye.
to his new house for dinner.
Maybe she doesn't have to remove her tattoo.
- No, I don't want to do that. - You're grounded.
- Tina, let's see it. - Read it and weep.
We just wanted to do it for our mom-- our real mom.
Mom, just draw it right on your thigh.
Damn it, I knew it felt familiar.
- I can't... - Teddy.
I forked Nico today.
She is not. But I am her son.
- Okay. - Sure.
Great-Uncle Joey never had it.
But hold my hand and call me Mom and let me give you advice.
Came all the way out here to do that, huh? (chuckles)