Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He asked me to go dancing next week.

My name is not Jade Spence.

No, no, we're not going to do this because it's not legal... You...

She just won't listen to me. She hates me.

Or maybe he does folk dancing.

Sir, I think he'd been drinking, from his behavior.

Come on, sweetheart. Chop, chop. You're gonna be late.

Okay, that's it. Finito. I've had it.

This is the advantage of a private lake.

PETER: Jade? What's the matter?

I don't know what you've been smoking,

Was that the question that you just asked?

Yes. My daughter is in the country with Mr. Lyman.

I've taken some salmon, you know. Organic.

Yes, of course, child!

You know, I wish I had more time to practice,

(LAUGHING) What do you do, Mr. Spence?

Why not? My father.

Yeah, the dematerializer.

You're a new face.

Thanks, Sidney.

Oh, yes. What did you want to tell me?

I'm telling you. We need clues, we need a lead. We gotta start someplace.

All right. All I'm saying, is that in order to make an accusation,

(COUGHING) All right, here. Here we are.

I thought you were nuts so many times I can't recall the exact one.

Right now. I need to talk to you.

Stop putting these paranoid thoughts in my head!

No, tell them, tell them. (GIGGLES) No.

So Betty is short for Elizabeth a lot of times.

You got years for scoops.

I mean, our vibes must have kind of meshed together and...

You don't make an accusation.

(STUTTERING) Sid. Sid Waterman Spence.

I'll make it very worth your while, you know and...

Lyman lost a cufflink at the flat of a prostitute,

So I slept with him and I didn't even get the interview.

(CHUCKLES) What?

(SONDRA GASPING)

Do you play an instrument, either of you?

You're a wonderful... A credit to your race and a magnificent group of people.

But I don't think that she deserved to die.

You remember the last murder? The police found a clue.

We're here to take a dip.

You know, that way you get your last big scoop.

I could use a drink.

(TRITSCH-TRATSCH POLKA PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMS) How sweet is that? So naive.

Sweetheart, you should live and be well, prosper.

MAN 1: Not with his own money, though. No, no, he got it on expenses.

Oh, well, you're certainly beautiful enough.

(STUTTERING) Yeah, but not a hooker?

I was at dinner, and... With your father?

Hi. VIVIAN: Guess what?

Yes, actually I'm up for the part of Desiree

Oh, a newspaperman. He's now deceased.

WOMAN: How did you get here?

PETER: Oh, really? Yes. Henry Moore.

Oh, you play these violins? Oh, me? God, no. No, no.

Okay, I want you to watch me very closely. Pay very strict attention here.

Unfortunately for Elizabeth Gibson, she elected to blackmail him.

I thought that... It's plywood. I built it.

to believe you might be the Tarot Card Killer.

and cuts people's neckties off.

(STUTTERING) Back off. You know, you're getting so upset.

I mean if it pans out, it'll be fantastic.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) She's nervous. Don't be nervous, sweetheart.

Because it, you know, it's on the wrong side, and I...

Oh, yes, well, I can understand that,

I realize as a student how exciting it must have been

Don't be silly. Particularly if he's got a twisted mind.

Though I agree you haven't got enough to pull the trigger yet.

Listen, I have to talk to you about something very serious.

Who is Jade Spence?

It's elegant, yet understated. I like that.

It was the six of hearts. Six of hearts.

He gave me the combination to a safe.

So if you'll step out and find someone for me.

Not a painting. A sandwich.