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Wow, I can't believe that story ended like that.
(MUTED) I'm in love with a black, gay man!
And if it tries to get out, you just lock it up forever,
Well, you're in a different river.
But on our first date, I was really nervous,
What is this, Sadie Hawkins Day?
When you moved to New York,
you used towels with your initials on them as toilet paper.
Oh, no, that little girl is singing
like that pile of clearly empty boxes,
♪ Jinky bongs, Jinky bongs ♪
to rust unburnished,
at last year's Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho Down!
It's about fixing 400 years of injustice
so he could come spend a few hours with me.
What?
Whenever anyone was talking nonsense,
Look out! It's a weird house!
Don't quit!
Salad? Starter. Track and field.
Honestly, I'm not a big talker, period.
(CLINKING GLASS)
And I once played a straight corpse
Finally, here is the Raphael
(LAUGHING)
Fifteen Christmases!
thank you for coming to support
no matter how it goes.
Like how to dress a pretend salad?
Ms. Jacqueline's dress, but I really had to go,
No, actually...
Oh, another movie idea I have is about a village
And all the other rich men with WASPy names.
Kimmy, get your gay friend over here for flower arranging.
You know the G.I. Bill?
Sorry. Nugs are on me.
you know where I would have been tonight?
I'll claim my farts in yoga I'll claim ALL of them
It's too loud to have a conversation
I was thinking we could go see a horror movie
Hold on.
Who the hell is that?
Right, honey?
(CELL PHONE ALERTS CONTINUE)
and sometimes I felt like I was moving backwards,
Tringus! Sorry, I'm excited.
in the dress,
Hello, I just used your bathroom,
minus one.
Anyway...
(GASPS) Are you here to kill me?
you only had the clothes on your back,
Oh, hi, Jackie Lynn.
I don't know! Keeping it fun over 50?
No, your gala is December 10th.
If you're tough, you leave that stuff in...
Turdgun!
Oh, it's so he never smells like another woman.
that would be a lie?
Why do you keep making me talk?
That's gonna be, uh...