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Okay, but when the Pilgrims landed,
so maybe you have a fancy uniform?
What date did you give the vendors?
but whatever your deal is,
Past.
(LINE BEEPS)
That's not where they come from.
We'll be proud of all the fun you're gonna have,
(GLASS SHATTERS)
My brain is still mostly thinking about
Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
So, you're coming tonight, though, right?
I have to get back to work!
when Mimi Kanassis lip-syncs Chandelier.
Why is the date ahead of the month?
It will be my toughest role ever.
So I've just been trying to be that guy.
he tosses out there like it's no big deal.
and you're too pretty to let out of my sight.
Tonight. October 12th.
- I need you! - Why?
This isn't the first time you've had nothing.
I left the dress at the restaurant!
(APPLAUSE)
They're gonna throw it all out!
she said nothing of the sort.
I want you to know I am filling my maid's purse
- Are you serious, bro? - Yes.
because the floors aren't safe.
which means you've worn those shoes before.
Oh. Fascinating.
so I'm gonna have to wing it.
My only education is Snapple caps.
I'm not the one who assumed
and Sting is booked, with a guarantee
- Hello? - Hi, Mom.
Men find funny women disgusting.
We just moved past this.
But maybe this is forward.
but a mistress knows how to make a $10 gown look couture.
It's good to know that if I ever do need to talk...
What do these Native people have to do with us?
I feel disgusting. I had twins yesterday.
and now it's gone like so many steaming nugs.
'Cause I was trying to do it fancy.