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Walter is so smart.
Or do I?
So you do have a plan.
Sometimes loud noises can trigger...
is one romantic night out with your man.
So proud!
Sweetie, well, thank God, you didn't kill yourself,
Why didn't I see it?
You've kind of got that look.
Tell me about it.
When the Dutch bought this country in 1626...
and worst of all, no donors.
it was some kind of super-PAC.
That's why I'm making up for lost time.
He bought me perfume,
Good things can happen when you least expect it.
really listening to them, means not just hearing,
Kimbecile, what do I always say?
Hyah! Hyah! Do soldiers do that?
A plan? Please.
How many friends have you played in a yogurt ad?
Ham-burger!
For Mousey Poppins.
That's how they do it in England,
The $1,000-a-plate ticket barely covers expenses.
Prostate cancer.
So what are you up to tomorrow?
to Christmas carols, like,
Yes, but no.
No, this is to benefit Native Americans,
You tried to destroy my people,
Wow, that's a big responsibility.
(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪
(MUTED) I have a tail! A little tail!
Am I using that right?
No, I meant in the military. Sorry.
Sounds like it's the Dutch who got screwed.
with a married man's child
and fanny means chooch!
I guess I should eat all the oysters first.
so exhausted from gala season.
With ketchup. Leave the bottle.
but by the time I met you,