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You know I love your bitchy muttering, but not now.
and drawing smiley faces on pieces of paper I give to them.
but you learned so much cool stuff.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas making the transition
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
♪ Chandelie-eee-eer ♪
But then he cheated on me.
Wait, what is this gala for?
Oh, maybe she got hacked, like on the news.
The arts, 'cause of all of those old nudie paintings.
And we'll be proud of you,
a nursery rhyme too slowly!
(MIMI) I smell a man!
(GASPS)
I failed.
And I know exactly how and when.
(SCREAMS)
one with an H, and one without,
Jacqueline?
I'm gonna have to live off that forever.
I'll gain ten pounds and wear the same dress as you somewhere.
Relationships are hard.
by some psycho with a beard.
What are you doing, Titus? This looks terrible.
Brava, Jacqueline.
October is Halloween month,
and your cool zipper.
That was the worst.
(SQUEALS)
Kimmy, while I'm at the salon,
Let's see, the rule of seven and two,
It's exhausting.
(BOTH) You're insane.
I know the feeling, G-money.
Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion
I have no venue, no entertainment,
You’re Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt On Pluto TV
Eh.
stuff.
But a good mistress knows to withhold it
I landed acclaimed performer
You just don't care.
That would be... interesting.
The dress is inside it.
- Not that. - Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?
I'm gonna rip your beard off!
Tonight's my benefit for Lupus Awareness Awareness.
in a bunker, like a Kimmy!
You don't pour water into a well!
I was young and beautiful, and I trapped a man.
and say, Thank you for your service.
my boss is having a party tonight.