Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know why I took that money, Kendra?

Uh, swearing during a funeral. He's swearing during a funeral.

Boys, this is my friend Rallo, and he needs a man's haircut.

Aah! I got Swank eye! I reek of false humility!

Prettier than I'll ever be.

We all know it's a wig.

She never had a wiener, did she?

...and, actually, some people eat cereal without marshmallows.

Mini-fridge, not too bad.

Miss Donna, you need to relax.

- Two lights, two regulars. - Two lights, two regulars.

Look who's back, you old buzzards.

Kids, good news.

Kiki, this is very hard.

As you can see here on my nameplate, my name is Lestah.

That wasn't an air mattress.

...a bottle of Scotch and a box of matches...

I mean, what are the odds of me falling in Walmart again?

Uh, guys, you might wanna come out here and take a look at this.

I'm screwed. Bankrumpt.

...I suppose it's the least I can do.

You buy three you get a folding umbrella.

Lester, you've gotta come home.

But then again, if it will ease some of your guilt...