Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like I'm being punished.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I used to do a lot of these in college.

I have to push it. It's all I can think of.

He friended me!

For the rest of your life.

As you know, our acceptance rate is 8%,

Okay. I think I could be a little less "ryan gosling"

Somebody's got to keep the trains running.

Okay. That's good. Yeah.

I'm not hiding.

We get too caught up in -- in material possessions.

There's no place for you to move when your life bottoms out!

Who puts up a button

Currently teaching here.

Alex: Great. Maybe you can see how crazy you're being right now.

I'm not really good at talking to pretty girls.

It's a little rough around the edges,

The other 99,000!

The point is, I am single, by my own choosing, so...

Aren't you? Of course I am.

We are taking a new photo for above our mantel.

All right. You can please wait here,

Hey, look at that.

At a college that I would never be able to get into.

Oh, well, alex dunphy --

You have value, talent, and potential

Well, for applied physics, this is the better program,

It's so interesting, 'cause I love shiny things on my wrist.

I think you went to the jewelry store inside here,

Wow. What is it?