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Mr. Addison, I can't do anything for you...
-Night. -Night.
What do you say you and me go somewhere and blow off some steam?
-Hi. -Oh, I'm pleased to meet you.
This is my wife, Eleanor, my daughter, Opal.
Yeah, and now what?
How could she--? How could she succumb to a masher like that?
Sir, you wouldn't have a spare pair of Speedos...
Thanks again, you're a good listener.
Well, I won't lie. It does wonders for your self-esteem.
Excuse me, could you tell me--?
As you may remember, sir...
You're acting like you're in a burn ward.
Attaboy, Bert. In this world, it's all you can eat.
He's at the Grandview, it's a lovely facility.
Can't wait.
I know.
-Alone? -Yeah.
Back so soon, I didn't even--
Poor MacGilicuddy's hit rock-bottom...
-Why are you so upset with Maddie? -I'm not upset with Maddie.
I can't help it. What did I do to bring this curse down on me?
Not calling Chicago, so I haven't broken our deal...
...but when was the last time you had a checkup?
I'm not leaving here without you.
-MacGilicuddy? -Shifty maggot.
Besides, my biological clock is ticking.
Good morning.
...Bert...
-Where's Miss Hayes? -I thought she was in Chicago.
I'm sorry I upset him.
I wanted to drop off the mail that got delivered to me by mistake.
...I'm sitting there in this seminar, and this visiting professor--
I don't think you heard me.
Not too much, I hope.
...because I am exercising my constitutional right...