Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could stop watering, except my father would be crushed.
...but the ball catches the sand a hundred yards off the 18th tee.
..."you never get anywhere in this life by crying in your beer."
Five-five, black hair. Didn't have time to get a receipt.
...but even if we could have gotten the ambulance and the nurse...
...wound up with a beautiful daughter like you.
Thank you.
It's Dirty Dave, the big Blue Moon bopper--
Well, I do believe the little woman cares.
...into sharing your problems with him.
You've seen the two Bert Violas.
...and I have a life. I'll get back to it.
...and you have to promise not to tell anyone.
Do you wanna talk about it?
I feel so connected to nature when I look at the ocean.
Hey, Goldilocks, you sick? Taking a nap? Too much porridge?
Gives me goose bumps just thinking about them.
Is now not a good time?
A shindig. Here. When?
...for the rest of his life.
Oh, yes, you are...
Your mother and I had a whale of an idea, a whale of an idea.
You've reached the machine of Agnes DiPesto.
Herbert, don't!
Well, I don't know. We were thinking, why not tonight?
-Do you have a car? -What?
Mr.-- Mr. President.
You wanna go to the airport with me to pick her up?
She backed a van up to the apartment. Everything....
I'm in touch with her all the time. -You are?
I am going to sleep.
Phone calls every night, leaving the toilet seat down.
I said party, not cod-liver oil.
Are you crazy?
How would you react to the notion of having a kind of...
Yes. No.
The ball bounces onto the green, hits the pen, bingo...
Moon's almost full.
-Yakking my ear off. -Yak is good.
...and we're inviting our friends over to meet our daughter and, Maddie...
Vice president? I didn't know he was missing.
I was wondering if I could leave early today...
I miss you.