Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Okay. -It's all I have.

["Victory" by Puff Daddy playing]

It's nice. Sunglasses on, nicer.

Very diverse team.

What grade do you give yourself as a daughter?

I'm running out of options.

And the next thing I know, I'm being questioned

You excited about my party on Friday, Dad?

and even more amazing black father, Will Smith.

Yeah, we're fine. Come on. [chuckling]

-That would be amazing. -We always work.

It's America's game.

-Hey, guys. -Yo, what up?

We don't talk about school. I don't care about your schooling.

I'm just going to say he's an undercover cop.

Please leave me. Just leave me be.

Let's go eat something, okay?

[Drea] Jeez, what happened to you?

Yes, you don't want your kids getting eye cancer! Right?

Like I said, my dad's kind of a miserable person,

But it's actually not true. Seriously.

♪ Look at ya, look at ya... ♪

[scoffs] Dude, that's not why she came.

We can be winners amongst losers.

That's all I was looking for.

Even though sometimes he be dropping hellified black facts,

Go to the ATM. Get it. I don't care! I don't want to hear shit. I want money.

set of problems.

with the best father-son relationships.

I would love to talk about characters and dynamics.

I feel like, why can't it go both ways?

I'm a father, the father who ordered food for his family.

and made sure the only jobs we're fit to work were unskilled labor.

[Danny on phone] Okay, good news. I got your youngest's birthday.

I mean, black dads are like the Hitlers of dads.

We did it! Yes!

bottomless hole in him he keeps trying to fill by buying stuff.

Can we please, I swear to God-- Can we please, just for a second--

Fucking each other. Fucking everybody.

So, uh, can I have some money?

We should stay on the team just a little bit longer and see--

-Smoothies, guys! -[kids] Yay!

And her snap-back game is Angela Bassett-esque.

-It'll be here in a second. -What?

What's up, Badgers?

but it's going to happen.