Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pepperoni pizza, guys. I ordered it for us.

And this is Brooklyn.

Why? Does it seem like I was bothered?

It's like one of the best liberal arts colleges in the country.

If it wasn't for smashing other dudes.

apparently there's a lot of darkness on the baseball team.

my dad made a phone call

with every other amazing black mom on the planet.

It's the number one film school in the world.

There's people always praising you about being such a great writer.

-Can we get Menchie's after this? -[Kenya yells] Just catch the ball!

♪ Haven't left my room in a whole week ♪

I don't deserve these kids.

Few things actually bring my dad real joy.

Growing up, if you couldn't eat pizza, that was like

You know, you're so unsupportive.

and thusly, make the movie be seen as a success,

I'm a bad black dad.

I know that because every year, I miss the Sunday night headliner

Yeah, but I still had a lot of fun today, Dad.

[Marquise] It's so metaphorical.

Yeah, that's the introductions.

All right, guys. We got him. He's spiraling.

You wanna have them fresh for the game. That's showtime.

I mean, the Tupac hologram is never going to happen again.

But if I asked you to name an amazing black mom.

God's way of saying you weren't supposed to be here.

Just, what do you feel like you're earning in this class of daughterhood?

♪ I'mma win 'cause I'm too smart for these cats ♪

Isn't it that that old guy in that Jaden Smith movie?

[Joya] Hey, babe.

Coach Jim coaching, you guys are going 0 and 10.

[Jim] Shoot the laser!

We did it! Oh, my God!

I help the kids with their homework because he can't.

Was I bothered by all the dad love Jim was getting?

Marketing class? What are you talking about?

Dude uses slang like he's some kind of fucking undercover cop.

I'm not even sure you like the kids, so...

♪ Wish I could turn back The hands on the clock ♪

[Nelson] So what do you think about that idea?

They're keeping us fucking...

♪ We got the real live shit ♪